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funkmachine: H Y P E R L I N K
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synVegas: that's the best thing I heard in a long time

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Team Fortress 2. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Heavy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nicholas Sparks literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about HATS. As a consequence people who dislike Team Fortress 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Spy's existential catchphrase "Hon hon hon!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Sun Tzu's Art of War. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robin Walker and John Cook's geniuses wit unfold themselves on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Team Fortress 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎



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