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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:24am

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:27am

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:52am

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 10:44am

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:08pm

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:46pm

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 2:57pm


Defeat Khan
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 8:28am


Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 1:32pm

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 2:21pm

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 3:10pm

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2012 @ 10:30am

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2012 @ 11:00am

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:27am

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 7:44am

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:30am

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:23am

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 3:00pm

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:56am

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 10:06am


Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:54am


Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:46am

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:01pm

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2014 @ 11:44am

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2012 @ 3:17pm

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 10:45am

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 10:05am

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2012 @ 3:00pm

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:11pm

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:48pm

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2012 @ 1:13pm

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 12:54pm

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2012 @ 7:25am

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2012 @ 7:40am

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:42pm

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2012 @ 7:03am

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2012 @ 2:44pm

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.


Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.


Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.


Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.