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Got a Car and a Date

Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal"

Start a Revolution

Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"

Thick as a Baby's Arm

Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen"

Hair Remover

Complete "Battle for Bladehenge"

French Kiss Instructor

Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams"

Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff

Complete "Sanctuary of Sin"

Ran to the Hills

Complete "It's Raining Death"

Fistful of Fog

Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"

No More Tears

Complete "Sea of Black Tears"


Complete all hunting secondary missions

Squeal Like a Chicken

Complete all racing secondary missions


Complete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions

Metal God

Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen

Serpent Samaritan

Free 40 Bound Serpents

Serpent Spanker

Free 80 Bound Serpents

Serpent Savior

Free all 120 Bound Serpents

One Hit Wonder

Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge

Loyal Customer

Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge


Learn all guitar solos


View all vistas

Now You Must Tell the Tale

View all Legends

Voices From Beyond

Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal


Summon all Motor Forges

Practice Bloody Practice

Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty


Win a ranked multiplayer match


Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles.


Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles.

Master of the Flame

Double Team with every Ironheade unit

Master of the Tear

Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit

Master of the Blood

Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit

Armchair General

Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders


Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes


Spend 250,000 fans - any mode

Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper

Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode

I've never touched an axe before

Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode

Silence, ground walker!

Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode

Six Degrees of Schafer

Play with or against another player who has this Achievement


Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team


Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher


Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team


Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team

Death From Above

Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death

Coolest Thing Ever

Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce

Beast Master

Ride one of every ridable animal.

Boar Bather

Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.

Quill Tosser

Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins


Complete Campaign mode on Gentle


Complete Campaign mode on Normal


Complete Campaign mode on Brütal

Iron Fist

Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty


Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.

If You Want Blood, You Got It

Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.

Cry Me a River

Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.

Beard Beard Action Beard!

Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.

A Face Like a Beast

Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.

Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist

Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.

Hammer of Fate Champion

Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.

Whispering Rock

Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.

Norwegian Sendoff

Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.