Hazard
Hazard Bateman   Ohio, United States
 
 
Former owner of a large gambling network.
Made bank from crypto, owned and operated 4 successful restaurants, and self funded a CSGO gambling website all in my late teens. Retired @ 22 years old on December 13, 2019.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street - on the eleventh floor. My name is Hazard Bateman. I'm 23 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Hazard Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
now stop asking how i got such great skins

yes i collect fac new dlores as a hobby (and some other stuff too)
yes i've spent over a quarter mil on skins
ESEA Rank #1 Dust2 player 9 straight months worldwide
ESEA Rank #1 Scouter 9 straight months worldwide

currently own:
fn dlore: 40
fn howl: 15
ak blue gems: 2
random ass <1k knives: 55 ish?
various gloves: 5 i think
aug with the weeb skin that i cant figure out which acc i left em on: 3
red doppler fn m9 bayo
blue doppler bowie fn
bayo fn case hardened blue gem
328 prime csgo accounts (my former trade bots)

and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other stuff i forgot about

no i won't show you my inventory, i keep investments in there. for obvious reasons i don't want what i have to be known.

yes i have imposters. no i won't refund you if you get scammed by one of them lol.

-rank #1 dust2 player on esea *still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to smoke xbox on new d2*
-rank #1 scouter on esea
-1st place on penis inspection day at school in the 3rd grade
-rank #1 inventory on steam

steam account #1 of 328

yes i realize my inventory is still worth over half a mil

:reaper:also known as Reaper:reaper:

:woman_glitch: :woman_glitch: :woman_glitch: :woman_glitch: :woman_glitch:

:eaglegag::bbtraccoon::greencat:
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Razard 9 hours ago 
:Only_for_you_NOTE:
Razard 9 hours ago 
+rep my dad
KrispyKreme Oct 19 @ 8:35pm 
+rep chill asf, cute ass voice, doubled cheeked up
SonoTensai Oct 19 @ 1:22am 
hey just played a csgo game with you, was wondering if I could ask you a question or two. thanks
Drex Oct 16 @ 10:52am 
+rep Cool guy
sheniqua Oct 12 @ 12:11pm 
ill be your gamer girl for anything