5 reasons why i should get cs2 beta access

1. I am a respectful player and will NOT use racial slurs in in game chat

2. I will starve to death if I don't get cs2 and you will be responsible for the poverty of africa

3. I am a good player (silver 4)

4. I will get cancer if i don't get cs2, cs2 is the only cure to the cancer i have

5. I will provide helpful feedback and criticism for the game and will NOT spread misinformation