Everything fails in comparison to the ability to shoot bees out of your hands at people.

Words of wisdom:

Fucklock O'Dickhole: HELLO DOOM I HAVE A NEW NAME IT SURE IS A YIFFTACULAR NIGHT ISN'T IT
Doom: this is why i can't invite real people on my steam


Furlock O'Donnell: I have a new favorite quote
Furlock O'Donnell: I said it during a game of Dota 2 when I was raging at one of my teammates
Furlock O'Donnell: I thought he was Russian
Furlock O'Donnell: which means he's from Russia, and also very bad at the game
Furlock O'Donnell: like Brazillians in League of Legends
Furlock O'Donnell: Nobody likes them, and they fail at the game
Furlock O'Donnell: anywho
Furlock O'Donnell: I was raging at this one guy, and a big monster ate him
Furlock O'Donnell: and I typed "Lol, dumbass Russian got his ass nommed"
Furlock O'Donnell: and then he typed "Dude, I'm not Russian"
Furlock O'Donnell: and then I proceeded to be both upset and baffled, which lead to this line
Furlock O'Donnell: Oh god, now I'm just angry and confused, kind of like the Incredible Hulk on Jeopardy.

MetaDeDeDe: I mean, I own all the games in the pack already, most people do
MetaDeDeDe: Yet
MetaDeDeDe: They'll buy it anywas
MetaDeDeDe: Cause dude
MetaDeDeDe: Potato
MetaDeDeDe: Don't you want a potato Furlock?!
Furlock O'Donnell: No thanks. I'm not hungry.
Furlock O'Donnell: Also.
Furlock O'Donnell: Why would people who pay money get a potato?
Furlock O'Donnell: Potatoes are for the Irish
Furlock O'Donnell: which, as we know, are poor
Furlock O'Donnell: and have no hats
MetaDeDeDe: My god
MetaDeDeDe: This is the poor man's hat
MetaDeDeDe: And it costs 40 dollars
Furlock O'Donnell: I'm smart.
MetaDeDeDe: You are. You deserve a nobel prize for hat logic


Edward_Lapine: I have to get up early and such for a 24 hour shit
Edward_Lapine: shift*
Furlock O'Donnell: AHAHAAH
Furlock O'Donnell: HOPE YOU'RE WEARIN' YOUR DIAPERS FOR THAT 24 HOUR SHIT
Edward_Lapine: ...yeah, that was kinda amusing
Furlock O'Donnell: that's going on my profile for sure