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Get your first achievement

Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 3:34pm



Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

Test achievement please ignore

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Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).

Settings World Champion

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Super Go Outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.