]uGp[Jonas | 4K Wonder Kid
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Up unto the overturned keel. Clamber with a heart of steel. Gold is the ocean spray. And your death is on its way.
"You Vikings are incorrigible. You emerge from the womb with only one thing on the mind: how to die."

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”


]uGp[ - u Got Pwn3D since 2007
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nihil Jul 2 @ 4:35pm 
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nihil Jul 2 @ 3:33pm 
Te confieso.
Pero no digas nada por ahí, que es un secreto.

La parte que más cachondo me pone de una tía es la parte de atrás de la rodilla.

Me imagino esa zona bien sudada y yo ahí lamiéndola y PUFFFFF


Dios mío, metía ahí toda la po-lla con la rodilla flexionada.
MrSonderbar Apr 29 @ 5:05am 
OMG. thanks for the loose. pls delete the game
nihil Feb 23 @ 9:16am 
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $

Italy: 0,17 $

Germany: 0,19 $

United Kingdom: 0,22 $

USA: 0,18 $

Canada: 0,18 $

Japan: 0,18 $

Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.
The Suspect Feb 11 @ 9:18am 
Is this tutorial?
nihil Feb 10 @ 6:23am 
I'm Vitor Lemos!
I'm 15 Years Old!
I'm Gold 3!
I play in a Laptop but no lag!