Überhirsch's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 9:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 4:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 10:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 10:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 11:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 10:37am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 9:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 10:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 11:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 11:14am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 4:14am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 2:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 4:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:36am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:34am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:29am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 10:58am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:45am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:05am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:08am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:08am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:34am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:20am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:07am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:13am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 10:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 9:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 9:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:00am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 8:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:01am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:46am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:29pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 4:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 4:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 11:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 4:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:18am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:38am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 9:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:07am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 12:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 2:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:37am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:06am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14 @ 9:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 12 @ 1:04am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked May 24 @ 3:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked May 14 @ 11:45am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 14 @ 11:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Feb 9 @ 11:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 9:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 2:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 4:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:44am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:43pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:56pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 4:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 9:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:36am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:58am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 9:35am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:08pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 9:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:20pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 6:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 9:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 8:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 2:19pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:08pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 5:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2023 @ 7:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 10:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:13am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 9:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:38pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:36pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:40am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 11:40am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:02am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 9:19am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 8:51am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:43am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 1:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2023 @ 7:11am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 9:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:04pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:14am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 11:40am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 10:36am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:33am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:47am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 1:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:36am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:28am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:10am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 2:10am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:46am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 3:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 11:02am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:48am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 7:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 1:34am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 9:33am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 9:33am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 1:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:52am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked May 16 @ 1:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:04am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:13am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 2:47pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:11am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:55am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 13, 2023 @ 6:56am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked May 16 @ 1:46pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 12:26am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 12:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

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