Ugandalf The Black
Tritoch (a.k.a Turds)   Uganda
 
 
Gamertag trit0ch
PSN alibrosuk
Discord TritochUK#0001
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Ugandalf A.K.A Unicorn Turds A.K.A Tritoch
Who Am I?
Most will know me as Tritoch, as it's a tag I've used since the dawn of time, but some may know me as Unicorn Turds (I don't know why...). My favourite game of all time has to be Rocket League. You'll also find me on GTA 5, Forza Horizon 4 and on the rarest of occasions, possibly CS GO.

What Am I Doing?
Usually trading Rocket League in game items. I'm highly active on the most common Discord RL Trading servers such as Trade Central [discordapp.com] and RL Insider [rl.insider.gg]. I have a huge collection of RL Items and I'm always up for a good trade but any lowballs and you're literally just wasting your time!

PC Specs
:faster: Asus Maximus VIII HERO MOBO
:faster: Intel Core i7 6700K @ 5.2GHz CPU
:faster: 32GB G.Skill TridentZ RGB @ 3.2GHz RAM
:faster: MSI GTX 1080 Ti Gaming X 11G GPU
:faster: 250GB Samsung 960 EVO M.2 SSD
:faster: Sandisk Ultra II 960GB SSD
:faster: NZXT Kraken X61 AIO COOLER

Peripherals
:faster: Asus VG248QE 144Hz 1ms Monitors x 3
:faster: Razer Mamba Tournament Edition Mouse
:faster: Razer Deathstalker Chroma Keyboard
:faster: Sennheiser Momentum 2.0 Headphones
:faster: Blue Yeti Blackout Edition Microphone
:faster: XBOX One Controller
:faster: Musical Fidelity X-Cans Headphone Amplifier
:faster: SMSL SA-98E Speaker Amplifier
Achievement Showcase
26,119
Achievements
29
Perfect Games
48%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
2,701
Hours played
88
Achievements
Achievement Showcase
26,119
Achievements
29
Perfect Games
48%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Review Showcase
2,701 Hours played
◎ Target Audience
☑ Kids
☑ Everyone
☑ Casual Players
☑ Pro Players

☼ Graphics
☐ Potato
☐ Really Bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

$ Price / Quality
☑ Full Price
☑ Wait For Sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund It If You Can
☐ Throw PC In The Bin

☣ Requirements
☐ 90s PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High End
☐ NASA computer

☼ Difficulty
☐ 2 Arms Required
☐ EZ
☑ Easy To Learn / Hard To Master
☐ Hard (First Few Hours)
☐ Rage Mode Activated


♬ Game Time / Length
☐ Really Short (0 - 2 Hours)
☐ Short (2 - 8 Hours)
☐ Few Hours (8 - 12 Hours)
☐ Long (12+ Hours)
☑ Endless

۞ Story
☑ What Story?
☐ Barely Better Than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

§ Bugs
☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG
☐ Bugs Destroy The Game
☐ A Lot Of Bugs
☐ A Few Bugs
☐ You Can Use Them For Speedrun
☑ None

✦ Other
☑ Single Player
☑ Multi


Detailed
Over time, I've installed and uninstalled games over and over game. There were 2 that I permanently keep and play. Dungeon Siege 1 & CS:GO (CS:GO replaced CS:S). I bought this game as soon as it came out and I can confidently say that althought it used to be 2, there are now 3 games that I permanently keep and play.

Rocket League is hours and hours of fun with strangers and friends alike! Games last 6 minutes on average and I think the longest was 10 minutes so it's safe to say this is a pick up and play anytime game.

It's incredibly easy to pick up and once you master basic aerial moves, you'll have every chance of taking on Masters & Legends.

Best thing is I've always found opponents. There has never been a time where I've turned on Rocket League and am waiting for more than a minute for a server.

I hope the devs keep up the amazing work and don't change the dlc set up. I happily pay for the dlc as it's very reasonably priced and the devs arent trying to force money out of you. If you dont want a car, dont buy it. It doesnt affect your chances in game (for the record I do own all of the cars ;D)

Buy This Now! You Won't Be Disappointed!

EDIT: Update! Everything stands as above except finding a match is taking much longer. I also have to say that they changed the crate RNG system. There was a time where it was a lot fairer and you'd get much better drops. It's clearly noticeable since 3-4 crate types ago that the drop rate is far worse.

I guess they've got enough people playing now and want to maximise key purchases which is a great shame.

Out of the last 10 crates I've opened, I got all lowest quality. Used to be a case of 1 in 3 was decent. and maybe the 11 crates before this one, I got one Import quality item and again the rest lowest quality.

So to update this, I would say don't bother purchasing keys. Sell your crates on for 1K each on the launch date and use those keys to purchase the item you want.

The RNG for players like you and myself is far worse than what the streamers and youtubers get.

I've held off on writing this update to the review but I feel since the last 3-4 times I decided it might have just been bad luck, it now seems to be fact.

SO TO SUMMARISE: Buy the game, but just trade the items you want with other players. Don't bother opening crates anymore.

Good Luck!
Items Up For Trade
1,877
Items Owned
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Trades Made
859
Market Transactions

Recent Activity

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Melon Nov 11 @ 2:11pm 
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Goldfish Nov 11 @ 2:10pm 
gg, all the best

- signed by Goldfish (/r/rocketleague moderator)
Samara Dec 23, 2018 @ 12:31pm 
congrats to 2k hours
ZigzagoonBiceps Sep 1, 2018 @ 8:22pm 
Im a furry
Foxx <3 Jul 14, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
We will forever have a special bond :revheart: :foxspirit:
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