Murry furrmas every animal. 🐱🐶🦊 santa came 💦 down my chimney 🏠 with Rudolph 😳 when I saw him I went crazy ♥️♥️ I said "Rudolph with your ♥♥♥ 🍑 so tight 😳 won't you ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥ tonight" 😳💦🤪 murry furrmas to all and to all a good night😋

Why don't Spongebob and Squidward just ♥♥♥♥ already

For the love of god, the sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. They're constantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off at each other and arguing and fighting because they're sexually frustrated. Their relationship would be a lot healthier if they just ♥♥♥♥ed already.

And before you say "oooh they're not gay" Squidward at least has to be bisexual. The dude’s nose is literally a ♥♥♥♥, and like all of his paintings are about his ♥♥♥♥ face too. He's obsessed with genitals of the male variety. And not to mention he's always insulting Spongebob. This is because he's insecure about his sexuality, when really he should just accept it.

And Spongebob not being gay is a fair point, due to his obvious attraction to Sandy, but how do we know he's not bi, too?

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

I used to talk to trev a lot about eating pokemons ♥♥♥♥ and how reshiram treats him and why she chose him as her pokemon poop eating husband. i would tell him on roblox that hes just a puny human that can be killed by her blue flare while theyre kissing, but he said reshiram would never do such a thing to him. i guess hes just a pokepoop eating slave to her. i wonder where he is now since his facebook and soundcloud and all are deleted, sometimes i wonder, when i hear reshirams roar, that hes in her stomach or intestines gobbling up her pokeshit, causing her to roar and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in pleasure (or pain). thank you

♥♥♥♥♥cat -

Thanks for showing this cat the best hey-hey he's ever-ever! Talk about platinum in the sack, toots! Where'd you learn that 18 karat trick with the heels of your feet? You didn't just make my toes curl - they popped off and rolled under the bed!

I wish I could stay for another round, but this gent's got places to be, things to do. You showing up has forced my hand, baby! The time to act is now!

I won't be around for a while, but if everything works out right, you and me are a date, got it? Wouldn't miss it for all the caps in Vegas.

Now don't get clingy and try to follow me.

Ciao,

Benny

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