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Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:53pm


Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:58pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 6:41pm


This is an achievement.
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 8:07pm


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 8:15pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 7:58pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:42pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 6:19pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:36pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 6:16pm


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