Playtime past 2 weeks:
1.9h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
10 of 10 (100%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:53pm

8888888888888888

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:58pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 6:41pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 8:07pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 8:15pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 7:58pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:42pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 6:19pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:36pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 6:16pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.