Party Time Clown
Texas, United States
:sentry: Party Rock is in the house tonight. :awoo: :hanawoo:

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Formerly known as: Newturtle3, NewTurtleBread3, NewTurtleBread3 senpai, NewTurtleBread3 senpai III, Sir Dan The Skeleton Man, and many other names that aren't as long lived.

A perfect society is not one where everyone is perfect, but rather one where everyone is imperfect. However, just because you're unique doesn't mean you're necessarily useful.
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Welcome to my crappy profile mah dudes

Some bots/scammers are impersonating me apparently. This is a genuine account that's not a scammer bot or fake account. I'll leave my inventory public and everything public so you can see and compare total play times, badges, products, and inventory items.

I will not message you links out of the blue nor ask for trading since i do not trade. I currently have 75 games, about 1k+ hours clocked into several games, and have 230 friends. Current badge Lvl is 42 and have a unique set of items displayed that are hard to copy or at least very expensive for some measly 2 bit scammer to try to immitate.

If another account does not have this, assume that i am not that person and you should block the person or report them if they're trying to scam you.

You'll mostly find me playing KF2 TF2 or DF2 so that's another huge indicator.
Lastly i have some guides that link you directly to my profile. Feel free to click on them and then view my profile from there. It's something a bot/scammer cannot do unless they make a 100% similar guide.

Also on that note watch for other fake profiles that may imitate you too.


I AM NOT TRADING I DON'T TRADE!!!! if you get a trade notification it's not me.

Background Info

:B1: Not much to say tbh. :B1:

:Mstar: Texan born and raised. :Mstar:

A typical gun-loving, beef critque, boots in the dirt, city boy, as well as most other stereotypes that apply to Texas people.

I am just an ordinary guy with a less than ordinary life trying to pass his spare time playing vidya, at least until I hopefully one day get a girlfriend or graduate and get a full-time job.

In the meantime, feel free to add me and hit me up if you wanna play any games or just wanna chat about science and politics and ♥♥♥♥ (i'm usually open minded to many subjects).

Friend Requests

I usually don't send them unless we frequent the same games and servers and/or forums. As for friend requests we gotta share at least 1 game or no dice.

Gaming Info and Timezones

If you wanna play a game with me I'm usually on all day and night from 2:00pm till 4:00am central time on the weekends.

During the weekdays it varies but I'm usually on from earliest 12:00 pm until i have classes. I may be on earlier than that around 8:00-9:00 pm Central Time (U.S.A.)

I have some variety of games, although i usually stick with either TF2, KF2, or KF (in terms of multiplayer games) and ignore practically every other game like most other steam users.

If you want to play together, try those games first (i may be inclined to play other games if i feel up to re-downloading them on my laptop.)

Edit: due to technical problems not playing TF2 anymore nor KF2. Usually only play Dead Frontier 2.

Trading Info

I am currently not trading any TF2 items atm nor trading at all. If you add me just for that please retract your friend request or delete me from your friend's list. If you keep adding me for that same reason over and over again i'll block you.

If you add me for any other reason please state so (not to be mean just curious and to confirm you're not a bot).

Useful Groups and Sites I visit often

my TF2 tags profile incase anyone wants to view my creative names and item sets:

Join TF2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Facebook, discord, and steam groups if you want dank memes and a somewhat friendlier community of TF2 regulars.

Join Touhou Hell on Facebook, discord, and steam groups for all touhou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ related needs.

Closing Statements

Aside from that have fun exploring my profile amongst many others on steam. I know there are millions of other profiles out there but i'm still glad you took the time to read and explore mine.

Also, have some of my emotes because i rarely get to use any:
:devilskiss: :happyquill: :missing: :pleased: :Horzine: :Sadclot: :tank: :Mstar: :angry_creep: :happy_creep: :yawning_creep: :Pizza: :narumi: :msfortune: :2017stickytube: :B1: :2016butterfly: :2016popsicle: :2016snocone: :2016yeti: :datadisk: :crate: :medicon: :sentry: :spycon: :spycon: :sticky: :terraria: :terraria: :zombiehead: :2016trophy: :yazdsmile: :steambored: :steamfacepalm: :steamhappy: :steammocking: :steamsad: :steamsalty: :trump: :insane: :hillary: :headstone: :2017meatball: :insane: :whiteguy: :facepunch: :USstar: :shockjockey: :Alberts: :wrench: :mgh_17:

and last but not least my personal favs:
:awoo: :awoo: :hanawoo:
wait just one :awoo: traded the other away during the sale for games
Abby-chan Sep 22 @ 7:27am 
i don't have the money you black ♥♥♥♥ shooter
Party Time Clown Jul 6 @ 3:58pm 
No u
Abby-chan Jun 27 @ 8:18am 
Aya Shameimaru Jun 26 @ 11:46am 
Party Time Clown Jun 26 @ 11:45am

me with the 10k steam pts i got for the summer steam store T pts rewards update
Party Time Clown Jun 25 @ 10:55pm 
love the new moving backgrounds and pic borders