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Yakumo

Ivis Len (/u/toufusoup on reddit, Dikarus on Twitch)

United States

Level

Gunner

500 XP

Plants use capillary motion to suck water up from their roots. Do your best to keep the plants that have lost their roots moist.
- Yukari Yakumo, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (2008)

No, I do not roleplay. I play on 1.75 IG Sensitivity w/ 900 DPI in CS:GO & probably all other FPS games.

(By the way, I put my comment permissions to "Friends Only." Try to comment on my shit now, ya saltbags

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There are good shots, & then there are the cheaters. I've been around long enough to acknowledge the difference, so rest in p(ie)eace(s), fagbags. I'll see you on r/VAC_Porn.

You think you're better than me? Good job! Now stop trying to fuck me, I'm not your sister. [i.imgur.com]

I occasionally mod in r/cheapcsgotrading. I've retired from trading in general.

Loadout of everything I have equipped (Changes Every Update). [imgur.com]

Every other Touhou weapon has been renamed. I am no longer in need of any skin, besides knives. I doubt I will get any donations for a new one.

Long-Term Name History:
toufusoup
Kappa!
Margatroid
Kazami
Yakumo (Current.)

Knife History:

Flip Knife | Scorched MW (Gift).

Flip Knife | Safari Mesh MW (Downgrade).

Gut Knife | Rust Coat BS (Gift, 0.50 FV).

Gut Knife | Forest DDPAT FT (Key to a Knife, 0.185 FV!).

Huntsman Knife | Forest DDPAT FT (Knife plus Keys to another Knife, 0.157 FV!).

Huntsman Knife | Urban Masked FT (Knife to a Knife, 0.159 FV!).

Flip Knife | Urban Masked BS (Downgraded to Keys to a Knife (19 Keys, 0.51 FV..)).

Flip Knife | Boreal Forest FT (Traded out to Keys to a Knife (18 Keys, 0.156 FV!)).

Flip Knife | Urban Masked FT (Knife to Keys to a Knife (19 Keys, 0.158 FV!)).

Bowie Knife | Urban Masked FT (Knife + Drop for Knife, 0.193 FV).

Gut Knife | Crimson Web FT (Knife for Knife, first Crimson Web Knife Skin! 0.160 FV! ).

StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Urban Masked (Cash-Out to OPSkins Credit, Swapped Floats on CS.Money).

Bowie Knife | Forest DDPAT (Downgrade within CSTrade.gg, 0.070 Float, 2nd Best on Exchange).

StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Urban Masked (CSGO.Exchange Trackdown, 0.156 Float).

StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Urban Masked (Key Conversion, Made up with Paycheck, 0.240 Float, Current Playknife).

Side Accomplishment: Bowie Knife | Urban Masked FT (5 Keys To a Knife, 0.155 Float. TY Seda & a514n).

Glove History:

0.168 Driver Gloves | Convoy (Bought via 1st Paycheck)

0.152 Specialist Gloves | Forest DDPAT (Keys from Convoy)

0.219 Sports Gloves | Arid (Forest DDPAT Gloves + 35.5 Keys)

Counter Strike: Global Offensive Ranking Progress

Started off at 9 wins at Nova 1, so I'll just include the ranks I've been part of in chronological order.

Legend:

GN1-4: Gold Nova 1-4

SEM: Silver Elite Master (I've never sunk below this level.)

MG1-E/DMG: Master Guardian 1-Elite/Distinguished Master Guardian

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GN1

SEM

GN1

SEM

GN1

SEM

GN1

GN2

GN1

GN2

GN3

GN4

MG1

MG2

MGE

DMG

WINTER UPDATE 2015, SURPRISE, YOU PLEBS

MGE

DMG

MGE

MG2

MGE

DMG

MGE

MG2 (22-18, 12-16 Loss in a LE/DMG Game, 2nd Frag. I'm so confused that I'm not even mad.)

MGE

MG2

MGE

MG2

MG1 (Won 4 games in a row with Eagles and DMGs, lost 1 game after them, and deranked. I'm... a little upset.)

Next Goal since 2016: Master Guardian Elite

I'll get there eventually. All I want is DMG lmao

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I help moderate a subreddit that's dedicated to community giveaways for CS:GO skins and the like. Please visit /r/RandomActsOfCSGO if you'd like to give a gift, or perhaps get a gift yourself.

Before you get started, if you're trading with me, ignore this paragraph and read the bold text below for a disclaimer. However, if you're angry at me and now have visited my profile, feel free to relish in the fact you took effort to try and argue with me when I just pressed one button effortlessly. Here are them all! Be disappointed in yourself that it had to come to this. [imgur.com]

These Items Are Not Up For Trade Due To The Fact This Is Simply a Showcase.

If you didn't see me advertising the thing you want, I'm not selling it. Don't be stupid.

Everything in the inventory that's not the Gloves or Knife can be bought out for 40 Keys Each, with the exception of the Battlestar, which is not for sale. You also have to give me your item and a StatTrak™ Swap Tool first before I trade with you so I don't lose my StatTrak™ digits.

Any other offers will be declined immediately. Yeah. I'm not trading anything StatTrak™ or renamed. So don't try it

All Jokes Aside, all items (except for the StatTrak™ and Renamed Weapons, which are NOT tradable ) can be offered for. Anything in My Loadout Video is not for sale. Remember: If you're not sure if it's up for sale, then it probably isn't. StatTrak™ Weapons that are renamed are not and will never be up for trade unless I advertise it.

This text box goes over PC Specs, memes, along with username mentions, as I feel they deserve a spot for the passerby STEAM users to see, as well as some random vidoes/vines. I'm also surrounded by raging lesbians.

Peripherals, Hardware, and Settings

CS:GO Settings:
Ratio: 16:9, 1920 x 1080
Texture Detail/Shaders: High/Very High
Multicore Rendering Enabled, 16x Anisotropic
Launch: "-dxlevel 110 -novid +mat_queue_mode 2 -high -noaafonts -nojoy -nod3d9ex -nod3d9ex1 -threads 6 -tickrate 128 -processheap".
Sensitivity: 1.75 IG, 900 DPI
Raw Input: On

Hardware:
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-4160 CPU @ 3.60GHz (4 CPUs), ~3.6GHz
Memory: 12288MB RAM
GPU: ZOTAC GTX 1060 6GB

Peripherals:
Keyboards: (Gaming) REDRAGON KUMARA K552, (Typing) MagicForce Crystal (Both Gateron Red Switches)
Mouse: Logitech Pro
Mousepad: SUBZERO Gaming (18x15 Inches)
Monitor: QNIX QX2710LED (27x15 Inches, 2K Supportive)

When Haters Hate For No Reason. [vine.co]
When I Roast a Hater and What Their Arguments Sound Like.
When a Cheater Denies They're Cheating and Then Calls Me Bad.
When Someone Tries To Trigger Everyone but I'm Overwhelmed By Apathy. [puu.sh]
When someone says "GG EZ" after a Deathmatch. [i.imgur.com]
When someone calls me a Weeaboo and has no idea what they're talking about. (ty Filthy Frank)

みなさんありがとう
I might as well acknowledge those who have had a significant impact in the development in who I am right now along with those that have kept me sane over the varied experiences I've had on STEAM. For that, you'll always have a place here. Gratitude.

a51an The man, the myth, the legend. How we met is still damn peculiar. I hope your job doesn't work you to insanity, and I'll always be a message away.

Seda The legacy of Seda, I swear to god. You're quite the diamond in the rough and what the world needs. Stay awesome and strangely adorable!

Traveler Again, my spiritive altruistic doppelganger, I enjoy every conversation we have and it's always a new adventure with you, isn't it? Good luck with all you've got on your plate, shit's hard but I'm always here.

heko Saus Baus! You better play that shit sooner or later. Keep taking my gifts while you're at it, it's the least I can do.

Huvor You went from a broke baiter to a great shot. I miss you in CS:GO but the games we played will never be forgotten.

Silent Just know your physics grade is definitely better than my PreCalculus grade. Thank you so much for what is now known as my "Dividing Edge," previously an StatTrak™ Field Tested M4A4 | The Battlestar!

raw.Toast Also known as "raw.Toast." I miss you man, but if you are gonna fuckin' grind again, grind again. The top 7 ranks miss you.

Kät Thanks for making chit chat with me and sharing a love for Touhou. I hope you'll rise through the ranks again within CS:GO, and good luck in college!

Smegman Big Brother. Nothing else to say.

fml_expert Kindergarten friend, never forget. It's been a huge while since I've seen you and I'm glad STEAM's kept us in touch. Here's to the future, my brother from another mother.

tRAP gOD Thank you for a bunch of old late-night throwbacks and generous mindsets. You are who you are and there is no shame in that.

Sp00nerism Thanks for introducing me to twitch, being the first streamer I've watched, and kept the bad days from taking over. Give yourself some more credit, being the insane shot that you are, you humble fuck.

Artrixity Damn it man, I wish I'd gotten to know you sooner, but it's been a pleasure in every game I've played with you along with all the times I've gone with you go pig out/rant out. Good luck in college, I know that CSULA screwed you.

BassVity Holy shit, thank you for the StatTrak™ Nova | Tempest! First fan mail ever, I hope your inventory will grow huge and propserous. Take care of my "Ghost Butterfly!"

My avatar is from this game. You should play this game and spread the word. No, it's not an anime.

My Anime List Since 2014. Tiny, but I appreciate it. [myanimelist.net]

I have a shared MG1 smurf, Zinnia.

Rules, Trades, Statistics, Acknowledgements, & Shit People Say.

Holy Fucking Shit, I want Valkyria Chronicles. Fuck.

a51an y tho

This is a continuation of the custom text box above.

If you didn't click "View More Info" up top or read the text box, I'm not trading extensively anymore.

Well, at least for myself, that is. Feel free to hit me up for something you would like if you're a friend of mine. If I've got a MW Nova Ranger and you want a FN AUG Storm, then lemme know and I'll getcha one.

If you have an offer for me that I just potentially CAN NOT refuse, here's my Trade Link if you're that confident I'll accept your trade, though I highly doubt it. Donations are appreciated but I personally will give it away unless you want me to use it in some weird way

However, if you're just interested in what I run around with, this is probably what I'll be using for the remainder of my time playing CS:GO. The video (along with this album of my alternate loadout) [imgur.com] should be a clear indication I am not trading those items.

My Wishlist:

Minimal Wear Sports Gloves | Omega for my 0.219 Sports Gloves Arid.
Minimal Wear StatTrak™ M4A4 | Buzzkill for the Field Tested StatTrak™ M4A4 | The Battlestar.
0.07 Float Minimal Wear/0.15 Float Field Tested StatTrak™ PP-Bizon | High Roller for the Factory New StatTrak™ PP-Bizon | Water Sigil.

I also have a complete loadout wishlist. You can try to sway me by giving me these for free too. [pastebin.com]

Now, I'm not saying I'm really wanting these items, but let's be honest. Everyone would like additional items for the sake of just owning them and perhaps using them, whether it be CS:GO skins or items in reality. I'm just gonna slap down a wishlist, ranking in priority, and someone somehow is generous enough to throw me one of them, I'm will find you, and I will give you the worst thank you of your entire life. Be warned.

CS:GO Career Stats

Rank: Master Guardian Elite (Post-Winter Update 2015, so I guess I'm a Legendary Eagle? Distinguished Master Guardian (Before Winter Update 2015).
Role: Secondary Entry/IGL/Lurk . Yes, bottom fragging/near-bottom fragging is a role if you mainly call and pick up the pieces. There's no use for a team with the aim but not the brain. Thank you, Sean Gares.

Ex-Team Thing: nXc.gg

Playing CS:GO Since: Late 2013 .

Actual CS:GO Statistics and not the shit STEAM tells you [csgo-stats.net] .

I'm Totally a Hacker.
/s

Pepper : ive played cs for a while and the only time ive seen people score that high in dm is when i hacked, so hes a hacker
-prezzure : wait, did you just admit to hacking?
Pepper : doesnt matter the other team has a hacker
Pepper : and he's not their top...nevermind hes the top frag
Pepper : Like i almost made it out of nova but nope the ranks say im silver, but he's so blatant
Joff : you belong in silver lol
Yakumo : LOL WTF

Mickey Mouse : You and your mom should be ashamed
Mickey Mouse : Especially when I fucked your mom 10 times over a few days ago
Yakumo : Stop mistakening your sister for my mother.
Dolphin Ship : rip

Admiral Ackbar : Fucking weeaboo
Yakumo : Dear Diary
Yakumo : Wrecked by Weeaboo
Admiral Ackbar : Your such a fucking faggot
Yakumo : *You're
Admiral Ackbar : Yakufaggoyt
Yakumo : You misspelled it
Admiral Ackbar : kill yourself
Yakumo : You forgot to capitalize that K
Admiral Ackbar has left the game (Disconnect).

Nicole Watterson : FUCKING WEEABOO
Yakumo : Damn dude, nice caps
Nicole Watterson : bitch
Loli-Explosion : Woah there
Yakumo : Nice bad word you have there
Nicole Watterson : what is up with all these weeaboos
Loli-Explosion : I don't know but you seem to attract them
Yakumo : Damn Nicole trying to hide it huh
Nicole Watterson : fuckingt weeaboo
*One Game Later, 54 Kill Victory, Nicole Loses by 5 Kills & 70 points*
Nicole Watterson : bonus gun scrub
Yakumo : Nice loss, I noticed you pressed G alot to not get shot
Nicole Watterson : 1v1 me
Nicole Watterson : i'll destroy you
Nicole Watterson : yea at the start (????)
Nicole Watterson : get good
Yakumo : Dear Diary, Can't win Deathmatch against Weeb

tv/JustReadTheInstruction : Fucking weeabos
Yakumo : dear diary
Yakumo : wrecked by weeaboo
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : go back to your pillow
Yakumo : Sure, at least I won't get aids
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : confirmned virgni
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : all these weeb pillows
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : and hentai go visit pornhub
Yakumo : You seem to know alot about the topic
Yakumo : If anime is virgins you should watch it then, considering your knowledge about all this lmao
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : If i wanted a cumback i would've gotten it from your mum
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : rekt
Yakumo : I mean, if you mistaken your sister for my mother, I don't think I would've wanted that "cumback" either
Yakumo : But then you're probably easily misunderstood with that dick in your mouth
Yakumo : hashtag wrecked
tv/JustReadTheInstruction : kill yourself weeaboos
Yakumo : *yourselves
tv/JustReadTheInstruction has left the game (Disconnect).

HELLO : Feels bad to be bad, huh?
Yakumo : Aren't you on double-secret probation for killing another hooker?
*Remains silent for the rest of the game*

Kaslicer: yak, you aim locking me just proves why you have an anime profile picture
Kaslicer: so many cheaters on T side smh i've never seen this many in my 1500 hours
Yakumo: That has the same amount of logic as saying "I looked at a girl, therefore she likes me"
Kaslicer: well, video games aren't women, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you
Yakumo: You're right, video games aren't women, but it would appear that you calling everyone a cheater when you die shows your ability to handle a woman in the first place.
Yakumo: Your mother must be proud that you said your father was cheating on her when he kicked your ass down the stairs.
Kaslicer has left the game (Disconnect).

Additional Information

5/95 Console/PC gamer at your service, and Touhou is NOT an anime! So call me a "weeaboo" all you want, but you're making yourself look stupid. If you happen to know what Touhou is, I will 誘惑する you. All My Links Below!

My osu! [new.ppy.sh]

Old Avatar #7 [www.pixiv.net]

Old Avatar #6 [www.pixiv.net]

Old Avatar #5 [www.pixiv.net]

Old Avatar #4 [www.pixiv.net]

Old Avatar #3 [www.pixiv.net]

Old Avatar #2 [seiga.nicovideo.jp]

Old Avatar [www.pixiv.net]

Current Avatar [www.pixiv.net]

If you're curious about my CS:GO career [csgo-stats.com]

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Comments

♠ $andmaN ♠ 15 Jan @ 1:31am

+rep literally one of the best, most polite & cultivated traders i've ever talked to - it was a pleasure

Alk_ 8 Jan @ 8:52am

+rep, super nice and polite, with cool skins, willing to talk. 100% recommended

Blue LevelUp #BOT 15/16:1 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:34pm

+Rep!, Thanks for use Blue Level Up services!

primi 24 Dec, 2017 @ 11:19pm

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kairu 23 Dec, 2017 @ 11:47am

s u c c

primi 2 Dec, 2017 @ 4:36am

Have a great weekend!

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