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32 of 32 (100%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 1:39am

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:34am

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 1:52am

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 1:53am

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 2:21am

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:39am

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 1:58am

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 2:28am

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 2:39am

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 2:29am

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:48am

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 4:32am

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 4:58am

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:26am

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:32am

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:31am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:08am

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 3:14am

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 2:24am

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 12:36am

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 2:15am

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 12:41am

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 4:11am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 4:16am

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 4:23am

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 2:53am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:23am

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 5:01am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:25am

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:17am

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:18am

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 2:59am

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.