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Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 10:28pm

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:22pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 4:24am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 3:17am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 6:39am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:41pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 7:49am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:16am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 1:01am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 1:00am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:15pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 10:25pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 8:47am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:55am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 7:43pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 1:00am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 5:07am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:14am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 1:00am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:38am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:27pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 8:18am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:34pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 6:30am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 7:43am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:45am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 3:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 9:06am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 7:04am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 1:01am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 7:03am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:08pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:15pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:54pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:16am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 8:36am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:32am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 7:23am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 8:40pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 8:33pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 6:51am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 3:22am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:37pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2016 @ 8:36am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.