Cody   United States
Top 5 Games: 1. Bioshock Series
2. Witcher 3
3. Fallout Franchise
4. Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim
5. Dark Souls Series

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Razer Mamba Tournament Edition
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Stritz Sep 6, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger. I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.
Stritz Sep 6, 2018 @ 3:28pm 
I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
ImmyShep Jul 11, 2018 @ 11:49pm 
[Verse 1]
Drop the boogie bomb like oh
Y’all are rookie I’m the dough
Grab the bag and rendezvous
We gon’ get this W
Stacking the 'sources
And then attacking your fortress
Y’all mad that I’m gorgeous
Medical pack is enormous

Hit that chug jug, hit that chug jug (hit it)
Hit that chug jug, hit that chug jug (hit it)

[Verse 2]
Storm’s closing in
And the games almost finished
Got the high ground
And your health is all diminished
Last man standing
Running with the bandits
I don’t give a fort
‘Cause I’m comin’ with the cannon
Vanish Man, these haters can’t stand it (OH-oh-oh)
I’m the last man standin’
ImmyShep Jul 3, 2018 @ 10:30pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
Bubbles Jul 3, 2018 @ 2:59pm 
ImmyShep May 3, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
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