Recent reviews by SonsComputer

>Drank my own piss
>Threw up on a random chick
>Got shot.
10/10 IGN.

In all of my time playing video games I have never encountered such a sophisticated and intrinsic game. Let me start off by saying that Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge or "Bad Rats", as it's commonly known, is one of the most immersive MMORPG first person puzzle shooters that I've ever played to date! The amount of replayability is just endless and I've put many many hours into this game as you can see and have completed it many many times.

The gameplay is just absolutely astonishing, it comprises of rats, particularly bad ones, and cats who are fighting each other to the death. In this game the player gets to play from the rat's point of view and fight many battles against the cats and work their way to the point where they can drop a bomb on the cat leader. The graphics are also just amazing, the developers definitely took a lot of time to design and fine tune them.

The combat system is the best I've seen yet along with many other functions of this game. The way you kill the cats is by defeating them using their one and only weakness. Bombs. I've had many great moments while playing the lagless online cooperative mode with my friends in which we exclaim "Allahu Akbar" in unison and blow the dastardly cat to pieces. If you're into blowing ♥♥♥♥ up with mates and just plain don't like cats then I HIGHLY recommend this game!

TL:DR
10/10 Would kill cats again.

100% Completion in 1 hour.
Uninstalled
10/10 would complete again.

Insurgency is a realistic first person shooter that features the realism of modern combat such as carry weight, no HUD (of course) and pretty much 2-5 shots and you're dead. It is a very difficult game to start off with but as you adjust to the multiple gamemodes and maps you will learn the ways of the modern soldier. It features many modern guns such as the M4A4 and the UMP. At times the combat is close quarters and at times long range, but no matter what the distance, the intensity never leaves the game. The in-game voice allows you to communicate and work together with your fellow teammates and lead them to victory.

TL:DR
You can spray with a LMG and get 50 kills. 8.6/10.

Goat Simulator is one of the stupidest, most badly designed, funniest, most entertaining simulator on the market. You can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat and do flips and ♥♥♥♥. YOU CAN LITERALLY FLY AND HAVE A JETPACK OR EVEN BE A GIRAFFE THIS GAME IS HEKTIK AZ. Seriously though, this game is meant to be poorly designed and to take the piss out of/have a laugh at simulators in general. There's also a lot of crazy, funny easter eggs to be discovered in-game.

TLDR:
You can lick girls in the private parts as a goat. 6.5/10.

Such a fun game to mess around in with your friends and pull out some epic jukes with the dive move. It's gory and bloody which makes it all the better! The gun customization is very nice as you can upgrade your ammo capacity, ammo type, scope ect. There's also different gamemodes you can play on, my favorite being capture the flag which is pretty self-explanatory. There's also a variety of maps to play on which allow you to never get bored of the same map.

TL:DR
You can blow peoples heads off. 8/10.

Unfortunately although I really enjoy this game, it's not worth the $10 as it is a game that you see on youtube and it looks funny but then when you play it, it's much less enjoyable and only play it for a few hours then never touch it again. The physics are fun to play around with as well as the controls and the patient's face, but it will get boring very quickly.

TL:DR
You'll only play for a max of 5hrs and never touch it again. Although I'm going to score it off of its gameplay. 7.5/10.

This game is fun for a few hours and not worth the money. It literally is just grinding over and over and over, and what do you get from this grinded money you ask? Better weapons to help you grind more, so much for the safehouse customization. The community is absoultely dreadful, especially if you're a new player as if you stuff up your team will just instantly leave or you'll get swore at multiple times at how you're a "dimwitted ♥♥♥♥". It's happened to me and my friends countless of times.

TL:DR
Grind to get money to help you grind. ♥♥♥♥ community. 4/10

The best open-world RPG I've ever played. If you combined the environment from Skyrim, plot of Lord of The Rings, stealth in Far Cry 3, combat system from Batman and the Parkour from Assassins Creed, then this is what you would get! Not only can you run in hacking and slashing your way through patrols of creatures known as "Uruk", but you can stealthily take down and eliminate an entire enemy stronghold!

The combat can be very strategic sometimes as you will soon be having to dodge spears, swords and arrows all at once. The environment is absolutely astonishing, although my PC can only average 35FPS on nearly the lowest settings, (2 year old PC mind you), the game still looks amazing and I can only wait to see how far the modding community can go to improving the textures to an even greater extent.

In the game there are captains, veteran captains, warchiefs ect. and you have to take them down and destroy the morale of Sauron's Army form within. If one of these captains gets the better of you, (either it kills you or you run away), then next time you two encounter there will be a specialised greeting acknowledging that you have come back to meet your death or that they swore they killed you in their dreams. Although the main story is quite short, (20 missions total), the player is always getting distracted by side quests, Uruk captains/warchiefs, Uruk patrols, Uruk camps, Weapon challenges ect. In the land of Mordor there is always something to do and I highly recommend buying this game.

TL:DR
You can eradicate hordes of Uruk and survive from 100ft plummets 10/10.

Where should I start? This game is absolutely amazing! It has so many things you can do. Such as re-enact historical events, see what it would be like if different civilizations began in a different part of the world, or play against your friends in an intense race to see how can dominate the world. Not only can you achieve domination victories, but your nation can also excel and thrive with science, cultural, and faith victories. No matter what civilization you are, you can build any world wonder you desire! As long as you're in the correct time period and meet the requirements of course. All in all this game is great fun, providing hours and hours of fun (and that will only be one game).

TL:DR
You can build giant death robots towards the end. 10/10.