Bin Lizard
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HaveSomeSeed Dec 6, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
-Rep After a good game in dota2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
[WuTangle] Babtwo Dec 22, 2009 @ 7:33pm 
Once I had a baby in my baby and it was a double baby
Chilly HoltK Dec 19, 2009 @ 3:40am 
A week ago i saw a monkey in the street jump on a donkey and try to wank him off - the donkey brayed and kicked, the monkey's owner shouted, the monkey itself squealed - apart from two or three children who laughed, and me who found it very funny, no one paid any attention. When i described this to M Bellin, the secretary at the consulate, he told me of having seen an ostrich trying to rape a donkey. Max had himself wanked off the other day in a deserted section among some ruins and said it was very good.
SexLoaf Dec 4, 2009 @ 8:14pm 
Hey sxc watercraft, I was dreaming of u last night and the weather man predicted wet conditions. He was right.