TheDanielHD
Daniel   Bratislava, Bratislava, Slovakia
 
 
Bonjour you unwanted aborted ♥♥♥♥ wizards!
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Chill Jul 6, 2018 @ 10:36am 
-rep after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Chill Apr 3, 2018 @ 6:53pm 
hey, i'm the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
Chill Mar 12, 2018 @ 3:19am 
Okay friend let me explain something since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy and human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick and disgusting but only in the us does there seem to be this unwarranted taboo around healthy and normal male sexuality.
Chill Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:54pm 
>Be 10
>playing pokemon on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize i forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like ♥♥♥♥ and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
>I refuse
>She wrestles me down and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>she unzipz my pants, the smell of spaghetti cream and ♥♥♥♥ leaks out
>she pukes on my ♥♥♥♥
Chill May 31, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
I sexually identify as a Zodiac Killer. Ever since I was a young gal, I dreamed about slicing into the flesh of the innocent, and sending encrypted messages to the police departments of Northern California. People tell me that I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and that it's impossible, but I don't care. It's my destiny. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon carve the Zodiac sign into the back of my head and install knives into my fingers and glasses onto my face permanently. I want everyone to call me "Zodiac" from now on, and respect my right to come into your home and murder you and make a mess of your body, and if you don't, you are a Zodiaphobe and need to check your murder privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
Chill Apr 29, 2017 @ 9:57am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over raid? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree.