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Personal Achievements

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:43pm

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:44pm

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:30pm

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:59pm

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 6:32pm

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:06pm


Defeat Khan
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 10:15pm


Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 12:26am

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 7:44pm

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:22pm

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:56pm

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 11:38pm

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 6:28am

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:44pm

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:47pm

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:43pm

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:43pm

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 9:35pm

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:27pm


Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:24pm


Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:13pm

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 4:49pm

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 8:46pm

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 6:21pm

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 8:10pm

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 6:20pm

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 6:02am

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2011 @ 5:02am

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2011 @ 7:29pm

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 6:35pm

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:39pm

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2011 @ 8:35pm

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 6:24pm

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2011 @ 10:19pm

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 2:31am

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2011 @ 3:27pm

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 2:55am

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 2:51am

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 6:04pm

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2011 @ 8:36pm

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2011 @ 3:02am

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2011 @ 6:08am


Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 9:34pm

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2011 @ 3:43am

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Unlocked Jun 21, 2011 @ 9:35pm

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Unlocked Apr 13, 2011 @ 3:29am

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2011 @ 4:17am

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2011 @ 4:33am

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Unlocked Dec 1, 2011 @ 5:11am

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2011 @ 6:04am

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2012 @ 10:51pm

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2012 @ 6:25pm

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses
Unlocked Jun 20, 2012 @ 3:59am

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús
Unlocked Jun 20, 2012 @ 3:17am

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian
Unlocked Oct 13, 2012 @ 3:04pm

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian
Unlocked Jun 20, 2012 @ 3:50am

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian
Unlocked Jun 20, 2012 @ 4:02am

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin
Unlocked Jun 20, 2012 @ 4:32am

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2012 @ 1:59pm

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 1:54am


Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2012 @ 4:12am

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 1:57am

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2012 @ 4:12am

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2013 @ 4:38am

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.
Unlocked May 2, 2015 @ 4:16am


Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.
Unlocked May 2, 2015 @ 3:31am

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2013 @ 4:36am

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.