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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 94.0 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Oct, 2014 @ 10:31am
Updated: 2 Jul, 2015 @ 10:20am
Product received for free

[If you dislike reading seemingly irrelevant information you are free to skip to the bottom of this review. There you will find my recommendation. Thank you!]

So this game has been one of my favorite building games of all time. Starting in 2010 along with the majority of what I would say was our community, I bought the original Blockland and was having a great time. Things were getting done, updates being made. There were these classics maps I'll never forget: the Bedroom, the Kitchen, and the Slopes. I enjoyed this game, and I was estimated to be playing it about 10 hours a day or more. (Update: Many people don't believe I played this game as long as I claim. The truth is, Blockland existed before (its release on) Steam. For this reason, Steam has not registered all my hours from when I played it before. I only recently migrated to Steam Blockland from the original Vanilla Blockland. Hope that clears things up!)

It took some time but an insightful man by the name of Ephialtes in-game decided to build Blockland a new system. I believe it was around 2011-2012 that this became widely-used. It was called Return to Blockland, and was basically the Steam client for Blockland before Blockland was actually on Steam. It had a 'Workshop' (servers that hosted add-ons you could directly download from), Add-On Manager, Friends client, global IRC chat, chat rooms, easy-to-use settings system for your server, add-on preferences manager, and so much more. It was the true revelation of Blockland's existence. It brought upon a new experience for the Blockland community, and gave it a modern feel.

Then this game went on Greenlight.

That officially marked the downfall of RTB, which would eventually be shut down because Steam replaced 1/3 of its functionality. There would no longer be a place to manage your add-ons, chat globally with other BL users, find your friends (since they would no longer be on RTB and you didn't know if they had Steam), and last but not least, you could no longer manage your server like you used to.

That probably drove me away the most. I stuck around for a bit, hosted a multitude of mildly popular servers as well as a 32/32 player MERP server that consisted of most of my time. After about four months, I kinda lost interest and began the process of leaving the BL community. I left a legacy, but even that would soon be forgotten...

So you know that game called Minecraft? I ended up spending almost all of my time on that. I hosted some very popular servers on Minecraft, met some great friends, and was enjoying it. I almost forgot about Blockland completely, but then my friend (who shall remain nameless) decided to get Blockland after I showed him a fun little gamemode on it called Renderman. He got it, and when I saw that he did, I decided to hop back on and play with him... but I didn't do much otherwise.

I truly came back about two months ago. I began hosting my MERP server, probably just to feel the nostalgia and see all the empires that had been built on it. A friend of mine by the name of Amir (a full-time player of my server back when it was popular) happened to stop by. We had an awesome reunion, played a bit of MERP (not really. Just remarked on how sucky our builds were), had a lot of fun. I began playing Blockland much more.

And then I stopped. Garry's Mod took up my time. I managed a community on there and couldn't depart from them. But that wasn't the only reason.

I lost interest.

So anyways, if you got to the bottom of this review reading through an incredibly long backstory and wondering why the heck I'd write a story like that, I congratulate you. You have the patience of a... you, but none of this was really a review, was it?

So here's my take on the game.

If you want to play a game with a large amount of active community supporters/respectful, mature players, don't get this game.

If you want to play a game where you build anything and can do anything (with the help of a bit of programming knowledge or the visually-based event system), get this game.

If you want to play a game where servers are always full and there is an easy way to liven up your game with user-created add-ons, don't get this game.

If you want to play a game where you can host a server of any kind, have some fun with Pirate Ship DM gamemodes, and basically shoot your friends with laser pistols and horse rays (yeah, they turn them into a horse), this game IS FOR YOU.

BUT. If you want a game that will keep you interested for years to come, always ready for that next update, always ready for that next big thing... don't get this game. It's unkempt, uncombed, and unfathomably stagnate.

But I might be wrong. What if YOU are the next big thing?


In my opinion, this game is NOT recommended due to the lack of interesting things that may be found in Blockland.
It's a great game, don't get me wrong, but it is running on steam (get it hahahahaaha... haha. ..ha... sorry) and no longer has that spark of a game that has true potential. Maybe Badspot can turn this around one day. And maybe you can be a part of that. Me, on the other hand, have exhausted the game of Blockland. I like the game, but I can no longer play it.

Maybe it'll be different for you.
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79 Comments
umar ☆ 1 Aug, 2020 @ 5:19pm 
this game was cool when i was like, 10 years old and racist
pyacc 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13pm 
haha nice
Fish Salad 12 Jun, 2017 @ 6:21am 
Uhh... i own a 30ker account and I still love this game.
Elkynd 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:09am 
Funny enough, I've had Blockland since 2008 and I had the absolute time of my life playing this game. When I found RTB, I shat myself and downloaded a pluthera of mods, not even thinking of memory space. I played the hell out of Blockland. When I found out that RTB went down March, 2013 (2012?), I was devestated. Hey, at least we got Steam worksh- oh wait. Fuck. So, Rest In Peace Blockland 2007-2014. You had a good run. I'll miss Bedroom, Kitchen, and Slopes, but I'll miss RTB the most. ;(
Googas 5 Apr, 2015 @ 2:30am 
blockland is the best game ever!
Serv 4 Apr, 2015 @ 11:51pm 
Please someone teach this kid some grammar.
VVV
Onion and mustard sandwich 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:28am 
blockade is not game for fun but for some kid
Zierus 3 Apr, 2015 @ 1:37pm 
Just saying..Blockland didnt exist Before steam :I
Z8MB1E 30 Mar, 2015 @ 6:53pm 
@Inquisitioner
Sorry I couldn't pull off an adequate review for you. I'll take your advice to heart next time I write a review. Yes, it's true-- one of my main reasons for not recommending Blockland is its release on Steam. It ruined essential(-to-me) aspects of Blockland, like RTB and the hardcore community. Workshop integration hasn't occured, even though I really hope it does. And yes, this review is actually open to criticism. As long as you or someone else doesn't go off the deep end, cussing the crap out of the review without giving a reason why, I enjoy reading up on their reasons for the dislike and applying that wisdom to my future reviews. Thanks for your (kind of indirect) advice! I will use it later. :)

@eL_GuRu
Refer to @Inquisitioner Paragraph, Sentence 6, please.
Z8MB1E 30 Mar, 2015 @ 6:51pm 
Sorry for those who believe my review is... not exactly up to par. I meant this review as my own backstory (technical details were unnecessary until the end, in my opinion), so I wrote it as such.

It is true. This review will take and own its praise and criticism, as will I. If I were afraid of such things, or wished to avoid them entirely, I wouldn't have posted the review, and kept to myself. However, due to everyone's praise, encouragement, and yes, even criticism, I have kept it up. I wouldn't leave it up if no one read it, or if everyone read it but no one told me how it helped them or what would have helped them.

@Skyclad
I intended to say "this game existed before it went ONTO Steam." not that it existed before Steam was conceived and/or released. Sorry for the misunderstanding!