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9 of 19 (47%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Career Milestone 1

Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Career Milestone 2

Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 2:23pm

Career Milestone 3

Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 10:21pm

Queen of Inefficiency

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 9:57pm

Worker's Comp: Crushing It

A worker is a crushed by an appliance.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 9:40pm

Worker's Comp: Shredding It

A worker is shredded by a shredder.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 7:50pm

Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure

A worker exploded.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 7:59pm

Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise

A worker fell into an infinite pit.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 2:17pm



Career Milestone 4

Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.

Career Milestone 5

Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.

Social Engineer

Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.

King of Verbosity

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.

Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades

A worker is shredded by a killbot.

Green Optimization Award

Green path fully optimized.

Blue Optimization Award

Blue path fully optimized.

Orange Optimization Award

Orange path fully optimized

Red Optimization Award

Red path fully optimized.

Excellent Instruction Follower

All levels complete. Congratulations.