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Personal Achievements

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 11:03am

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 11:13am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 10:40am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 11:30am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 11:39am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 7:44pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 11:48am

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 7:49pm

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 7:54pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 8:54pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 8:52pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 8:57pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:01pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:04pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Jun 22 @ 8:15pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:07pm


Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:03pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:38pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:26pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:56pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 9:53pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jun 22 @ 10:20pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 7:29pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 10:19pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 10:26pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 10:29pm


Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 10:34pm

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

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