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TheRealSlimSandwich Mar 4 @ 10:14pm 
I agree, guns are for cowards. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.
Doombringer Maan-Zu Oct 23, 2018 @ 11:15am 
Hi it’s Dylan. Some jealous bellend probably Gerard spread a rumor that I sucked off my best mate Callum. This is total rubbish. First of all if anyone was sucking off anyone Callum would be sucking ME off. Second I never sucked him off, we just wanked together one time but we were watching lesbian porn so it wasn’t gay. Anyway this is ruining my shot at boning minge. I’m still a virgin (I’m 16) but I’ve fingered girls before and had my ♥♥♥♥ stroked over the trousers by a slag behind Tesco. Now if everyone thinks I sucked off Callum I can forget about minge. What should I do? I could probably bone this one girl who smokes cigs by the Tesco but she has 2 kids already so I’m afraid she might be really fertile and get pregnant.
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Heyzeus Mar 26, 2018 @ 11:21am 
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Doombringer Maan-Zu Sep 6, 2017 @ 1:13pm 
Yeah so ♥♥♥♥ing what? I got that Neapolitan ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you gonna do about it? Guaranteed your ♥♥♥♥♥ gonna be more excited to suck on multi colored popsicle than your bland ♥♥♥ monotone ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ be the cultural climax of three of the greatest colors known to mankind. The chocolate, the cream, and last but not least the rose. There are LAYERS to this ♥♥♥♥, like a goddamn onion, by the end of the session when I'm done cutting it you can guarantee your girl gonna be crying tears of joy. You telling me right now as a farmer who wants culturally diverse chickens on his free range farm, you just gonna get roosters that are one color? ♥♥♥♥ that, give me some colorful ♥♥♥♥♥ any day. Neopenis out.