Calum   Aberdeen City, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Leader, shot caller, heart of fire, a pillar of determination, the incarnation of victory.
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"Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?" - Hancock

"I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you." - Steven Universe

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

"You brought me back to life. Just let me be somebody who deserved it." - Lars Barriga

"If you can really withstand me firing at 100% of my power, then I'll have to go beyond 100%." - All Might

"Stop talking. I will win. That's what heroes do." - Katsuki Bakugo

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reo Jun 18 @ 10:42am 
Alleycat Jun 7 @ 5:06pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Alleycat May 22 @ 4:53pm 
If you pwoduce one 8 inch poop in a 5 minute poop session then the poop wength pew minute is 1.6 inches/minSince you went to poop appwoximatewy 135 minutes ago and assuming a constant wate of pooping then you must have pwoduced 216 inches of poop ow an 18 foot wong poop by this timeThe avewage width of a poop is 1.8 inches, so assuming that the poop is a sowid cywindew the totaw vowume of poop is pi*1.82 times wength, which is 216 inches. This means that you have pwoduced a poop vowume of 2198.6122 cubic inches ow 1.2723 cubic feetThe density of poop is appwoximatewy the density of watew which is 62.427 pounds pew cubic foot. Muwtipwying the vowume by the density gives a poop weight of 79.426 pounds which is ovew hawf the weight of a nowmaw human. To accommodate aww this fecaw mattew, youw cowon must expand to at weast 85 times its nowmaw size. So unwess youw cowon is supew fwexibwe fwom past expewience thewe is no possibwe way fow you to have been pooping fow that wongI west my case
ibraaa May 20 @ 6:18am 
hi, have a question regarding minecraft
FroggyTheNinja May 4 @ 4:27pm 
+rep he banned my nan
Tom Bombadil Mar 8 @ 2:49pm 
-rep admin abuse and he's also just a bit of a bellend