Mallory | newbie.tf
Mallory   British Columbia, Canada
 
 
My Comic: http://engram.the-comic.org/
Admin for Newbie Mixes
ESEA demoman and medic



synth: I've almost perfected my Hightower rollout as soldier
synth: I need to practice my 2Fort rollout


AH! Bunnysaur: Oh, got to the part with all the penix
AH! Bunnysaur: *penis
AH! Bunnysaur: I can't type I should just give up

fade: sniper v sniper is pretty random tbh
fade: i shouldn;t even take 1v1s with them
AH! Bunnysaur: sniper v sniper melee
AH! Bunnysaur: plz
AH! Bunnysaur: fade
fade: i'd win everythime
fade: I'm the melee king
fade has changed their name to DEATHMELON.

Zyc: I have an unusual
Zyc: Did I mention I have an unusual

Gabe: Some people don't think soldier should be an airplane

Gabe: Their body is a tongue

1:59 PM - bleh: i just realized, spy rarely says anything french
1:59 PM - bleh: but med and heavy say things in their native language
1:59 PM - bleh: like med says danke
1:59 PM - bleh: and heavy says pootis

keep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ away: lobsters have 100 chromosomes, so does sprok :D

5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: They went full Jasmine Tea
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: yeah i was about to say that
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: Jasmine tea in spirit
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: pushing=jasmine tea
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: It is now
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: lol
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: chris pratt invented the "push" move in 1987
5:57 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: Mhm
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: while trying to make glue
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: fun fact
5:57 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: He even have a nifty soundtrack to go with it
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: yeah he does :D

pazer: I'm just gonna go kill myself now, it's a tree stump, and it outplayed you.

vhnhjh: Oh whoops I got lost and grabbed the closest black man

Grumpy: Why doesn't Mallory have a driver's license? Because she drove over all of the pedestrians - IN HER AIRPLANE.

10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: I JUST HIT THE NUTTIEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AIRSHOT ON THIS MOSQUITO
10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: IM A GOD
10:08 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: this is why i deserve to be in IM

Murmur : glitch has the best flicks but flick's steam glitches out


bleh: ♥♥♥♥ lions and crocodiles and ♥♥♥♥
bleh: hippos are the tanks of the animal world
Mallory: They seem like pretty good damage-dealers too though
Mallory: That's poor design balance right there :(

vhnhjh lft: if a demo lays traps is he gay
vhnhjh lft: ?
Mallory: Yes, very
Mallory: His traps are there to lure innocent straight boys into falling for them

Cobalt: Being afraid of the pyro update is like being afraid of ghosts
Cobalt: They're not real, but would be scary if they were
Cobalt: You know
Cobalt: Zombies
Cobalt: Pyro update
Coblat: things that aren't real

2w.Sovereign: I find it really easy
2w.Sovereign: to shoot at shadows on a bright and colourful pallette
2w.Sovereign: lol
Mal LFS/LFP: wow that sounds very poetic
Mal LFS/LFP: you wrote a gamer haiku
2w.Sovereign: thanks
2w.Sovereign: I call it
2w.Sovereign: Second Wind
Mal LFS/LFP: the lol really seals it

Grumpy: you walrused all over my nuts

There’s "floor cloud", "ceiling cloud"... and when it’s in the closet, it’s a sauna. - my mother, 2017
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Where did I go?
For the past two years I've been working at an amazing job, but one that has had a very adverse effect on my hands. I have developed severe RSI in both my left and right hand, with every joint in my thumb, index and middle finger affected, as well as parts of both of my palms and other fingers. As a result, I have to take a break from gaming.

I intend to return after doing physio and resting my hands, since I have now been promoted to a more stable position with more varied work to take the pressure off of my hands. I miss you all, and hope to game with all of you soon!

Admin Stuff

You can ask me questions but I won't always have an immediate solution. If I'm not online, please go to the appropriate discord for questions.

If you're adding me

I've been getting more and more scam accounts trying to add me for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ low-tier unusuals, which means I've started rejecting requests from accounts with low playtime or otherwise uninhabited looks. If I rejected you and you actually needed to talk to me and not OFFER GUD DEEL on my unusuals that are not for sale, leave a comment on my profile.


Links

UGC [www.ugcleague.com]
ESEA [play.esea.net]
Youtubes (PoVs and cat videos)
Art Blog [alissa-king.tumblr.com]
Twitter [www.twitter]
Webcomic [tapas.io] (cute & sci-fi)
Personal Library Catalogue! [piperita.libib.com]
Arts people have done for me! [imgur.com]

There’s "floor cloud", "ceiling cloud"... and when it’s in the closet, it’s a sauna. - my mother, 2017
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hi, added cause i'm interested in your chromatic corruption professor's pineapple!
GrumpyGrampaKoala 13.1.2021 klo 13.50 
muah
phgümerr 18.8.2020 klo 18.26 
Hey I added you about the Mix Team Drive Signups
yanek 24.5.2019 klo 21.14 
added for demoman config, im the demo from newbies
Sovereign 18.4.2019 klo 10.55 
library lord
DPM 17.4.2019 klo 22.13 
added you regarding newbie mix drive