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Some info for you wankers.
THANK YOU ESEA! WITH MUCH LOVE!!! [gyazo.com]

My PC Specs:

CPU: Intel i7-7700k Skylake @ 4.6 GHz
RAM: 16 GB DDR4
Motherboard and Model: Gigabyte: GA-Z170X-UD5
SSD Space: 1 TB Samsung 960Evo (2x500GB)
GPU: ASUS GeForce GTX 1080 ROG STRIX
Monitor: BenQ 144hz 27"
Cooler: CORSAIR Hydro Series H110i Water/Liquid CPU Cooler
Keyboard: Gigabyte Aivia Cherry Red
Mouse: G900
Power Supply: CORSAIR CXM series CX750M 750W Plat Sticker
Total Space on my HardDrive: 1.8 terabytes

Parts from: Newegg.com
Built by this fucker

Decent Quotes:

I think that sometimes when one is inclined to show violence although not very often when the occasion demands it, I think one should do it well as possible. I don't have any personal feelings. I have the killing of a man and I show that it's a horrible and messy business not because I have any sadistic feelings about it but I feel moved on how people get killed so easily and nobody rushes back to them to see if they're really dead...

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. - Aristotle.


http://pastebin.com/mcFshAJP The truth about Unreal and his own world. Fun isn't it? USE is dead. R.I.P

Some autobiography about me:

I'm a Russian. That's it. :me::me:

Fun Chats:

zeldazackman: And now on game of thrones
zeldazackman: Some bitch is in a sewer
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Hah
zeldazackman: And a fucking latern is blazing bright
zeldazackman: And shes giving birth
zeldazackman: to a fucking
zeldazackman: shadow monster
zeldazackman: Like the one off of lost
zeldazackman: . . .
zeldazackman: What the fuck is this shit
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Meh
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: It's like valve
zeldazackman: Gaben's giving birth to smoke monsters?
zeldazackman: Shits gotten downhill then since ep 2
zeldazackman: O_o
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Oh god
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: His facial expression is half life 3
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: The logo with a 3
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Damn it
zeldazackman: I've got better
zeldazackman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Mi0Bw75GI
zeldazackman: This is valve now
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Dafuq
zeldazackman: This is my headcannon now
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Oh god
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: My sides
zeldazackman: And this is how gaben is making ep 3
zeldazackman: No wonder why its taking forever
zeldazackman: he keeps getting it all over the walls instead of the paper
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: Constipation from all that fat
☭The Sniper Assassin☭: xD

3:28 AM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: SCUTY
3:28 AM - Scooty Puff Jr. has changed their name to sCUTEy Puff Jr..
3:28 AM - sCUTEy Puff Jr.: get it right


10:49 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: is that free
10:51 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: What, Skyrim?
10:51 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: Why would it be free?
10:51 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: ya
10:51 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: idk
10:52 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: How old are you?
10:52 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: 25
10:52 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: Right
10:52 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 25 and you don't know any of the Elder Scrolls games
10:52 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: ya
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: Alright if you're that old, what does NES stand for? you got 5 seconds
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 5
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 4
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 3
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 2
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: 1
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: im 7 okl
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: 7 years old
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: And you're playing Call of Duty
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: ok thats wat
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: How not surprising
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: ya
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: Well
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: my dad dont care wat i play
10:53 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: Nice parenting
10:53 PM - [HUNT]YOU_HATER: i play loadout
10:54 PM - ☭Dan☭.hlg #fuckisosu: I think I'm done here, might lose a chromosome

cooldude00k : how do you fire throw the sandman ball
Dan : F10 and enter
Player cooldude00k left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Teams will be auto-balanced in 5 seconds.
Dan : lol

21:22:46 A Dashing Iranian Man: Hello I am a Dashing Iranian Man looking to be recruited by the next up and coming "competitive" team.
21:23:41 A Dashing Iranian Man: Although I am currently conversation with you through Google Translate, have no harm. The language is barrier no issue.
21:25:04 UL7RA: do you suicide bomb as demo a lot?

5:34 PM - |3rdOct|CreamyGoodness TF2-T[A]: come and dance with CREAMY BOO BOO
5:34 PM - |3rdOct|CreamyGoodness TF2-T[A]: :D

zbaglay : how do you throw basebals ?
Dan.dps #cashingout : f10 and enter
Player TestSubjectFour joined team RED
Player zbaglay left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Jaaay #sick : LOL
Dan.dps #cashingout : DID IT AGAIN

3:06 PM - Dan.dps #cashingout: what about bringing back otzi the ice man
3:06 PM - zeldazackman: To do what exactly?
3:06 PM - zeldazackman: Watch tv and be un-employed?
3:06 PM - Dan.dps #cashingout: and idk just bring him back and teach him shit
3:06 PM - zeldazackman: Give him a television show?, and then date snookie
3:07 PM - zeldazackman: or let it run around a furry convention with an axe
3:07 PM - Dan.dps #cashingout: I would fucking love that

12:01 AM - zeldazackman: Hue
12:01 AM - zeldazackman: Well I'm back downstairs to this pc
12:02 AM - zeldazackman: Everyone was worried that I was dead again
12:02 AM - Ðan: lol
12:02 AM - zeldazackman: Spend one day doing nothing but reading and they start wondering
12:02 AM - zeldazackman: Never happens when I fap however . . .
12:02 AM - Ðan: zelda's not yelling at the spics
12:02 AM - Ðan: he must be dead
12:02 AM - zeldazackman: ^
12:02 AM - Ðan: fapped out all his breath

MDH1130 : how do you conga?
Player atanas_f joined team RED
Dan : f10 and enter
Player kevin_soccer818 left the game (Disconnect by user.)
(TEAM) puglox : g
Player shunak has joined the game
Player MDH1130 left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Dragon : HAHA
Dan : LOL

Letty Whiterock Ω : Dan, my guys are saying you aimbot
Letty Whiterock Ω : Damn, man :^(
Frost : yeah dan is hacking
Dan : Could be true ;)
Rowknee Jun 16 @ 3:35pm 
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Unregistered Hypercam 2 Sep 30, 2018 @ 5:04pm 
Эякулируйте в моем отважном папе
D3AD_MIK3Y on psn also Mar 9, 2018 @ 9:41am 
hi dad
noodles Dec 26, 2017 @ 3:38pm 
my ark game is better
:steamsalty:
KingCalvin_ Dec 24, 2017 @ 4:18pm 
:2015holly: Merry Christmas and a Happy new year! :2015holly:
Unregistered Hypercam 2 Nov 17, 2017 @ 3:33pm 
This is an obligatory reminder of that one time we got bridget completely naked on webcam, and you almost completely ruined it and almost made her put her clothes back on by saying "roast beef" without thinking

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