Dr._Richard_Head
Your uncle that always gets drunk & tries to molest you   Palestinian Territory, Occupied
 
 
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Inspirational Quotes that keep me from chopping my dick off every morning:

"If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society" ~ Jaden Smith

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life." ~ George W. Bush

"I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka... and welcome to my chocolate factory." ~ Kanye West

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." ~ Tupac Shakur

"After a while, you can't get any higher. It's like your head is in a wind tunnel - everything is vibrating." ~ Method Man

"If you get your ass kicked, it's probably me on the other end of the line." ~ Fred Durst

"I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me." ~ Eazy-E

"If the ride is more fly, then you must buy." ~ Snoop Dogg

"Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush." ~ Corey Taylor

"Any country that steps into the same trench as the Jews has only itself to blame." ~ Osama Bin Laden

"You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people." ~ Donald Trump

"I no longer believe whites can be racist; only against themselves." ~ Stefan Molyneux

"I'm gon' live fo'ever. I ain't eva gon' die" ~ DMX

"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice." ~ Adolf Hitler

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." ~ Joseph Stalin

"Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass. You's a naive cat if you still believe that." ~ Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Science is all a lie, the only real science is the Bible" ~ Ken Ham, Dr.

"Osama Bin Laden's death was a tragedy." ~ Jeremy Corbyn

"They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' frogs gay" ~ Alex Jones (Bill Hicks)

"If you make a clone of yourself today can you kick your clone's ass tomorrow?" ~ Pat McNamara

"I don't want to be understood because if people understand me, they get tired of me." ~ Lil' Wayne

"My dream is to drop three atomic bombs on New York City." ~ Fidel Castro

"I hate most people" ~ Eric Harris



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GREETINGS INFERIORS, WELCOME TO MY PROFILE, I AM A: artist,writer,intellectual,gamer,biologist,physicist,mathmetician,philosopher,painter,genius,bodybuilder,biblophile,cyrophile,pluviophile,pedophile,free thinker,leader,capitalist,musician,guitarist,pianist,drummer,violinist,xylophonist,keytarist,organ player,electric organ player,uklely player,bongo player,triangle player,acordion player,kazooie player,flute player,saxaphone player,social commenter,knitter,historian,artifact collector,conspiriacy theorist,regular theorist,paranormal investigator,quantum physicist,theoretical physicist,astrologist,theologist,cryptobiologist,cryptzoologist,parapsychologist,actor,equal rights activist,equalitarian,drug dealer,comedian,game critic,movie critic,anime critic,society critic,pop culture critic,critic critic,media critic,tactician,programmer,modder,weeaboo,stalin-boo,scandi-boo,philanthropist,poet,romance heart throb,virgin, loser ,winner,hard worker,inventor,entrepreneur,stock trader,political scientst,scientist,feminist,blogger,public speaker,liberal artist, singer,communist,liberal,trump supporter,famous youtuber,.....uhhh.........fuck, I ran out of things to call myself
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An introduction to pure degeneracy

Hello, welcome to this cesspool of memes where Cancer and Autism are dumped like toxic waste.
If you came here looking for God knows what. Then to put it simply.... you're fucked ...

Cancer and Autism is very contagious on the internet. But unfourtunetly the CDC didn't want to spend the money quarantining this dump. So you just gave yourself a unhealthy batch of the stuff. But while you're here, I might as well introduce you to this profile.

DENNIS RULEZ

If A: you want to be :TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y:':Z: little bitch in the Kool Kidz Klub or B: you want to trade bodypillows with :csgob::TR_I::gmod:__:P::A::P::A:__:csgob::ered::A::rred: himself

1a&1b. You have to AT LEAST have the level :4::2::p2orange:, anything less will prove you're a DIRTY scammer trying to steal all my $wag

2a&2b. You must AT LEAST have $15,000 worth of items + 8,500 hours in Steam. So that I won't realize how much of a loser I am because I am surrounded by just as Cancerous people.

3a&3b. You must AT LEAST have 69+ Steamrep. If you do not understand why, see rule #1

4a. You must attend ALL my Steam groups,group events,disscusions,scrims,broadcasts,and circlejerks. If you do not, you will be considered DEAD by irl train accident and a Nazi sympathizer for letting my insecurities get to me (See rule #2)

5a. You must agree with ALL my factual opinions on ALL SUBJECTS . After all, everything I think is fact and if you do not agree like a insecure asshole I will call and recognize you as a Loser that wants the entire gaming industry to turn into misogynistic dust who also on Tuesdays & Fridays takes the time to have fun TORTURING cute and innocent little PUPPIES with SATAN !11!11!!!11!!1!1!11!11!!
But i'm sure you agree that Bad:bomberrat:Rats is an amazing game anyway, yes? :B1:

6a. My time is EXTREMELY VALUABLE . As you know when i'm not doing my dayjob i'm a professional Sims player and as such if YOU interrupt my IMPORTANT time I will block & remove you accordingly. Remember: I'm the center of attention, you're not. FEEL MY NARCISSISM.

7a. You must have AT LEAST an average meme-rate (AMR) of 21.6 memes per day. I can only have someone so unfunny that when their mouth opens, WHATEVER I say after that will guarranteed be funny. Think of yourself as that ugly friend that, if ever, invited into a group of friends their only purpose is to make their friends look better. Not to mention Rule #2.

-------------------------------------------------}ODER RULZ{-------------------------------------------------------

1c. Don't curse . My kids play on this profile so don't use fowl language, asshole.

2c. Don't be RUDE . Don't say mean things about my autism, ptsd from twitter, otherkin-ness with earthworms, or my fart fetish. If you do, i'll lock you up for 50 years for cyberbullying DON'T FUCKING TEST ME I CRY EASILY

3c. I'll fucking sue you kid. Don't even fucking *THINK* about recording my likeness and
putting it on youtube, copying it, parodying it, or MOCKING IT. Only *I* have say on what
you get to say or show about me and if you don't fucking RESPECT that dicknose i'll power
up my $4 Booter and take your internet away for WEEKS while I put your ass
in a months long trial until I sue and take every fucking thing you have like your: Steam account, Fursuits, Antique Dildos and BODYPILLOW COLLECTION!


CUMPUT0R SP3CZ

Better than yours

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Favorite :gmod::A::Y:me: Anything that reminds me of myself: Cancer, Autism, and Faggotry. So I think ill have to choose "Ethnic Cleansing" (google it) for this one, tough choice, but it's a real gem.

Top 5 Songs Based on My Opinion which I will Present as Fact:
5. Oj Alija, Aljo!
( What can I say, i'm a sucker for that synth keyboard! )
4. Hamas Nasheed Qassam Men
( I gotta' be honest, I like this for the creative backround noises. )
3. Where Da Hood At ~ DMX
( What? I like it for the beat. )
2. Move Them North! ~ Johnny Rebel
( Dude, what? He's good at playing guitar. )
1. Browntown Burning Down ~ Angry Aryans
( I swear i'm just really into metal music. )

Craziest Life Moment: Signing in a Multiplayer Game on the LEGOโ„ข website AS A BAD WORD!

Favortie Nursery Rhyme: I remember this little gem my grandma used to sing to me when I was just a little bap, used to just bring me right to sleep... Ahhh.. Good times.. Favorite Nursery Rhyme

Personal Role Model: Uh fuc-... I don't know.. Uh let's see ummmmmmm-...... Oh, ok. This guy
looks ok...... Yeah this is fine I guess..... Role Model


Favorite Youtuber: Fart God also known as King Ass Ripper. Though he does not have a OFFICIAL channel I know of there are a few UNOFFICIAL ones on Youtube like this one: FART GOD .

Favorite Raper: Old Man Stewart that lives down the street,he's got that saggy ballz technique that the others simply don't hold a candle to.

Greatest Achievement: Winning 4th place in the 2009 International Masturbation Contest (Longest time to Orgasm), I won by achieving orgasm in 2 min, 58 sec, and 13 mil at 180 pumps per minute (3 pumps per second).

Favorite Race: Blue Men, I mean c'mon have you SEEN Blue Man Group porn?

LEAST Favorite Race: Grey Skins, that means you, MARILYN MANSON!

Top 3 Nicknames people don't call me but I wish they did:
1. The Big S (Why is it the The Big "S"? You'll Never know.)
2. Denni G's (Because you know I fucking DEMOLISH that Dennyzโ„ข)
3. Muscle Man (I tried to get the guyz at the gym to call me this but they just laughed and called me a fucking lightweight)

Other Fun Facts About Me:
1. I'm 43 years old
2. I collect welfare checks
3. I'm a great, understanding, kind person
4. I'm triggered by being called out on the internet and general criticism as well.
5. I live in New Delhi, India
6. I work full time as a "IT mechanic" *wink* *wink*
7. I have an IQ of 70
8. I have mild Aspergers also known as RAPID BRAIN FUNCTIONING. It makes me much more SMART and CREATIVE than...regular...non-autistic...Humans...
9. I am a bodybuilder, I currently have 348 Pounds of fat in my system and i'm currenty aiming for 450 pounds by the end of 2017! That's what they mean by bodybuilding right?
9. I can't count to 10

Real Credit Card Information: g3t ThE cR3d1t c@ะฏd 1nF0 llnK h3rE
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FAQ

Q: How much of this is based on actual profiles on the Internet?

A: You'd be suprised
Waraftermath May 25 @ 8:16pm 
Bruh... Making sure โ€œYOUโ€ were paying attention.
im gaming May 25 @ 7:23pm 
dude stop โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅing crying
Dr._Richard_Head May 25 @ 7:12pm 
You were kicked for yelling and ordering your teamates like a wannabe napoleon but with aspergers and a lisp, not to mention you were an inferior g*rmanoid trying to talk down a SPECIAL OPERATIVE
Waraftermath May 25 @ 6:58pm 
This dude kicked me
Dr._Richard_Head Feb 16 @ 2:25pm 
if sucking your ownโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅis wrong then i'm not right
whats ur MOS Feb 16 @ 10:24am 
this is the police ur under arrest forโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅsucking