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pea   United States
 
 
UGC Iron NA 1st place S18 - Deckheads soldier


I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

My name is olaf and me mum makes me dinner every day. i am 30 and her eggs are delicious. better than anybody else's eggs you knowe breakfast at moms house is the best because i get the food straight in her basement (which is where i live) I have a huge beard growing out of my neck and it is great and silky and i also love anime girls. they are the best also my waifu is sakura-sama-chan-sensei-dono please do not disrespect her, i reserve the right to sleep witrh my waifu body pillow. i have like 40 boxes of tissues and i go through 2 every day because dayum u know 2d girls are the best and they're just too sexy i have to fap to them. but i will never fap to my waifu cuz that goes against the laws of otakus (not weeaboos, weeaboos offends me) I have a big katana and i practise my skills every week with my sensei. I know fluent japanese (learned on rosetta stone). please no hate thank you



lemN #nopea: and then i would slather myself in vaseline
lemN #nopea: and just roll all over your fucking floor
lemN #nopea: and you would be like wtf r u doin
lemN #nopea: and i would just spasm
lemN #nopea: and fling vaseline all over the god damn room
lemN #nopea: and then i would slit my throat and bleed all over your shoes

hellcat is making me kill myself: you're not a manndarin pea

Ice: I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
Ice: I CAN USE MY SWIM CAPS
Ice: AS CONDOMS

sneaky china man mark cuban: NO PEA I'M NOT STICKING MY PENIS IN MY CAT
sneaky china man mark cuban: IT'S UNHEALTHY FOR THEM IF YOU DO IT MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH

thank you for being one of the cancerous members of tf2.. thank for contributing to the decline of a great game.. thank you for ruining my great day.. you probably thing ... whose this kid? you really think im gonna give a shit?? wow u think ur soo cool sitting on ur computer all day and think ur funny.. you think ur safe because no one can do anything to u cause its just a game.. i grew up in the hoods of bronx new york.. i can fuck u up so bad im not even kidding.. gaming saved me from grwoing up as a gangster like 99 percent of the kids in my neiborhood.. im constantly trying get people to try tf2 again.. and u have a the audasity to think ur funny and kick me out of a server.. the worst part is the server actaullt kicked me out cause their all dumbasses.. well i just wanted to say fuck u for ruining my day.. ur a person well respected by the community.. u play comp and ur a veteran .. dont do bumass shits to strangers .. yo ur friends its all fun and games but not to random people..ur a bumass who thinks they can hide behind a computer ...

PoomBa : PEa u dude ashol hope u enjoi this day
PoomBa : pea u dude like fuckin cheater
*DEAD* Bob Boberson : hate you pea
LaTundra : suicide yourself



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PolizeiaGn Apr 19 @ 9:16am 
GIB WIPE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
FIGHTERJET Apr 19 @ 9:15am 
As a cook, I can tell you, you need more vegetable in your diet. Eggs are a great source of protein, but also has a bit of cholesterol, but it's mostly the good kind of cholesterol. what you want is a lot of Fiber in your diet: Asparagus, squash, beans, peas, broccoli.
chicken NUGGETS!!!1! Apr 17 @ 8:28am 
As a cook, I can tell you, you need more vegetable in your diet. Eggs are a great source of protein, but also has a bit of cholesterol, but it's mostly the good kind of cholesterol. what you want is a lot of Fiber in your diet: Asparagus, squash, beans, peas, broccoli.
ej Apr 11 @ 8:24pm 
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Revolt Apr 5 @ 12:46am 
Hello, I can give my Dragonclaw Hook for all your acranas and immortals so if you ok just send me a trade offer. And please don't add me to friends , trade link is in my profile
Bleck Mar 26 @ 12:23pm 
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