ya boy met voyboy now to play mc with him
just some random white guy from some random city
they call me jacob on the streets, dab god in the sheets! ~\
and happy 16th birthdAY bash to mah boy dannie! bohhh!
on the comeup boys lets get it
"we don't help girls with homework"
"our world would be much more peaceful and kind if everyone just sat down to play minecraft hunger games with each other time to time..."
bucket list:
1. become spongebob robo pirate cowboy
2. rename to "chico emoji"
3. meet voyboy
4. minecraft with voyboy
5. girlfriend
6. eat 1 million hotdogs (at the same time)
7. see $uicideboy$ live
8. japan
9. read japanese at a near-fluent/fluent level:o)

murder on call with the 59
just a dead man walkin ay
pick up the pesos on tour 2017
KEEP IT TEN TOES
eyy baby girl lemme SUCK THOSE TOES
jax + veigar = turkey dinner
🦋🦋🦋
when ++ your names . .$ jimmy - & ur 15 - and you🖤 * have ++ school . tomorrow .
*+ _ slatt !
like a boss
Souji: hail black trump
LIKE A BOSS!!!!
free uzi man
they call me thirty servings...
faggot got salad
bagel for the boys, BAGEL ON MY DICK!
buckets upon buckets of copious amounts of slime
Lol ok do it nick but u gotta do it first because I know u won’t and then if u do u will call the cops cause I’ll break u
Anything u do he doesn’t do that u find fun even if it hurts ur body u will laugh at u for or make fun of u.
well i didnt want to participate in the luge yet here we are
australian neighbors be like: im on the other side of the world, japan neighbors be like: ferris wheel clock
neighbors at the vape debate over wendy’s in japan
let me just shit out of my toes really quick
fuck tom bradley his moms a complete cum skunk
dick beat, ready to game!
*runs through door* BLOWJOB?!
afuji5: my name is paco
[7:13 PM]
John Slope:
run your mouth hide behind a keyboard
[7:13 PM]
John Slope:
thats tough

Fuck it sneak diss Jacob on the Christmas track 😑🙅‍♀️


"900 hours on csgo and youre still gn2? get a life jacob. eat a fat cock and get hiv faggit"

Anonymous Author: " I legit beat my meat then I was sitting and watching memes for like 20 minutes"