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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 10:42am

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2015 @ 1:37am

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2015 @ 1:40am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 8:10am

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 7:18am

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2015 @ 4:25am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2015 @ 4:36am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 9:35am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 9:42am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 9:43am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 9:45am

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 9:49am

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 12:37pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 1:00pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 1:04pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 1:06pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:26pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:22pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:27pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:05pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:23pm


Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:31pm

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:57pm

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:24pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:11pm

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:41pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:52pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:18pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:51pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:31pm

"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:47pm


Chant with the bees.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:01pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 7:58am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:07am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:12am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:17am

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:19am


Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:55am

"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:57am

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:53am

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:53am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:49am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:56am

" large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 10:02am

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 10:06am


Crack a joke.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 10:09am

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 10:45am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.