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18 of 18 (100%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:56pm

High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:07pm

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:53pm

Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:29pm


You installed a virus in IT.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 5:38am

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 4:44am

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 4:34am

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:43pm

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:47pm

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:38pm

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 4:33am

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 5:02am

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 2:16pm


You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:30pm

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 4:47am

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:18pm

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:18pm


You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 5:59am


You completed Paradigm. Dope.