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Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:11am

Great Barnacled One

It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:52am

Wooden Trousers

“Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:11am

Fountain of the Faithless

“Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:46am

The Path of Waiting

“Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:52am

The Long Way

“Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 12:02pm

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife

“Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:11am

A Bargain to Make

“Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:41am

Vengeance Satisfied

The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:46am


“Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 1:10pm


“Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 12:57pm

Getting Your Beards Wet

The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 12:02pm

The Back Door

Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 4:34am

Into the Deepening Darkness

The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:52am

Out of the Deepening Darkness

Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:11am


The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 1:33pm

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed

With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:41am

Nice Day

Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:51am

In Need of Assistance

Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:15pm

Poor Beastie

With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 1:10pm

Foiled by the Tree

The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:46am

She's a Goner

Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:25pm

Womenfolk in the Water

Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:11am

Well Met…

“Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 12:57pm

…Bearded Travelers

The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:51am

Ye've Done It

“This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”