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10 of 14 (71%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:37pm

Cultural Collaborator

There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:33pm

Back to where we met

Remembered your first when it mattered
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 1:00pm

Finished the game?

More like... Finished the "game".
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 1:40pm

Beat the boss?

What kind of boss fight was that?
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:02pm


Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:16pm

Placeholder Achievement 99

Your Words Go Here
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:29pm

Cool story, Bro

Pushed the button because you got bored
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:07pm

Couldn't take a hint

Old Pro had to do it for you
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 2:37pm

An Act of Love

This can only be...
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 12:57pm

Master Scout

Embrace the null state

Magnum Opus

You will be known as the person who made that thing.

Fully Utilized

From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content.

Leap of Faith

The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you.

Quality Assurance

Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned.