Ian
Level 112 Idiot   United States
 
 
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No mission too difficult! No sacrifice too great! Duty first!

No Gods, no Masters

Let us test your stronger arm then. Come, Son of Gawain, show me your strength.

[✔] Scales Tipped
[❌] Scales Not Tipped

As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves...

The Isaac of Isaac: ReIsaac

Can I get Pregnart?

Finessin'

Thanks Gun God

The gentle rhythm of the sea...

And they don't stop comin'...

Now look at this net

Rip Skins [how.icryeverytime.com]

Thanks you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot

Rest in peace Leafy

You can move your body freewy

Proud to say I own 5 shiny Sylveons in Omega Ruby.

Birthday: Sept. 30th, 1997

Personality Type: INTP-T [www.16personalities.com]

.../l、 (゚、 。 7 ...l、 ~ヽ...じしf_, )ノ

"Cooking is just science you can eat" ~NorthernLion 2016

"How do I get into that chest? It's tempting me with its... delicious innards." ~SleepCycles 2016

"He's got like, a booger beard" ~NorthernLion 2017

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About Me
So, I don't really know what to put in here.
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I guess I'll start with some basic stuff.
Name: Ian
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Games I like: Slay the Spire, CSGO, TF2, L4D2, Nuclear Throne,The Binding of Isaac, Caveblazers, Enter the Gungeon, Darkest Dungeon, Torchlight II, Monster Train, and Friday Night Funkin'
Relationship Status: Married

Joseph Michael Furstenberg
Born at 2:03 PM on Feb 9th
7lbs 9ozs 19.75 inches
First born son

Sophia Mae Furstenberg
Born at 5:07 PM on Dec. 30th
6lbs 10ozs 19.25 inches
First born daughter

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Rules I guess:
Please don't spam me with messages, I'll get back to you when I can.
Please don't beg me for items, you won't get anything from me.
Please don't invite me to games randomly, I won't join. I hate it.
Please don't try to Steam Voice Chat me, all it does is piss me off.
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Other ♥♥♥♥:
I really like Gorillaz. Like, a LOT. I'm usually not home from the times of 2PM-10PM EST, as I have a job that I go to every day. Other than that, feel free to message me if I'm in game or not. But don't get upset with me if I don't respond, as I will respond when I feel like it.
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Momentary Bliss - Gorillaz

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Momentary bliss
We could do so much better than this
Emotionally in fences and momentary bliss
We could do so much better than this
Oh, Rita, oh, Rita
Your potential, you lack credentials
And you are special, so fucking special (Rita)
Oh, how you need it, oh how you're needed
And you keep squeezing the truth from the middle (ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
You parted seas, but your arches, they ain't golden (ah)
And you was gangin' for some gags and now you're rollin' (woo)
Bet you shut your trap and keep it hush (hush)
On another note, compliments make me blush
There's a hole in your pocket, so you cannot find the change
Cavern of your mind, you say your pattern
You pull your strings and you jump, hold your mouth and you say (ah, ah, ah)
"What was scripted, the day before it happened?"
We all give applause when people look at boys
But on the way out and get your back in
See, everything in life ain't silver and gold
But minin' for metal gave you platinum
It makes me sick to think you ain't happy in your skin
It's weird thing to think light bulb don't blink
Just flickers to them, then it pops and withers
You're a turkey twizzler, you deserve school dinners
Makes me sick
Poster boy (ayy)
Poster girl (Rita)
Truth begins (the bills)
Must be paid (yeah, yeah, alright)
Poster boy (yeah, alright)
Poster girl (ah, that's time)
The truth, the bills, they must be paid (uh-huh)
And what is left, is salt and cake, typical
All you need to change your face
You're gettin' sold, it's such a waste
You know, we could do so much better than this
Swimmin' in pools of momentary bliss
Where you gotta find a family 'cause everybody taken
They worry you keep on adding
I think you gotta crawl
It makes me sick to think you ain't happy in your skin
It's weird thing to think light bulb don't blink
Just flickers to them, then it pops and withers
You're a turkey twizzler, you deserve school dinners
It makes me sick to think you ain't happy in your skin
It's weird thing to think light bulb don't blink
Just flickers to them, then it pops and withers
You're a turkey twizzler, you deserve school dinners
Makes me sick
We could do so much better than this
Emotionally in fences and momentary bliss
We could do so much better than this
Oh, Rita, oh, Rita
We could do so much better than this
Perfect little pictures of moments that we missed
We could do so much better than this
Oh, Rita, oh, Rita
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ronibelle Feb 13 @ 11:21am 
u r a weirdo
Soldier4smash Feb 8 @ 4:56pm 
Your pfp scares me xD
Soldier4smash Dec 19, 2020 @ 1:53pm 
-rep, farts too loud 🤢🤢
methamphetamine ruined my life Oct 29, 2020 @ 12:42pm 
thank god im not black though
Ian Oct 29, 2020 @ 7:21am 
Damn so you don't like yourself? That's so sad bro.
methamphetamine ruined my life Oct 28, 2020 @ 5:23pm 
i dont like gay people