Shaking hands with a woman is like shaking hands with a child. It seems artificial and vaguely patronizing. The handshake was designed as a greeting between men to show that your sword hand was empty.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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I don't know why, but the Old School Runescape greater demon makes me incredibly horny. Am I the only one? The way his erotically rendered green tongue hangs, what do you think it's used for? Imagine him picking you up with his impressive hands and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with his demonic ♥♥♥♥ and shooting a hot sperm load into you, filling you to the brim with his gooey load. After that? After your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you're all worn out? He tongue ♥♥♥♥♥ you to the depth of your anus you've never thought possible. His large tongue filling the walls of your colon and sensually licking every detail. After that, you're his. You are his personal play toy, enslaved for stress relief. Your existence is relegated to being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a horny red demon all day. Wouldn't that just be amazing?

Nice to meet you Lana

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD, I thought, DVD's have a tight little hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft ♥♥♥♥ into the hole of the DVD, for a few seconds as I started I was getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was maximum erect, it was painful, my ♥♥♥♥ got stuck in the DVD, I had to break it in half to get it out, it was then, when I flipped the broken DVD over, that I was it was my pristine condition Shrek 2 blu ray DVD.