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36 of 62 (58%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:36am


Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 2:42am


Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 4:00am

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked Sep 17, 2012 @ 11:30am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked Nov 20, 2011 @ 8:18am

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens
Unlocked Nov 20, 2011 @ 6:55am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked Nov 23, 2011 @ 8:01am

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 3:21am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked Nov 15, 2011 @ 9:30am

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked Dec 4, 2011 @ 2:41am

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 3:21am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked Nov 15, 2011 @ 9:09am

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked Dec 4, 2011 @ 2:30am

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 3:09pm

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked Nov 20, 2011 @ 7:56am

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:38am

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:21am

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:31am


Take steroids in SP
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 2:45am


Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked Dec 4, 2011 @ 3:38am

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 4, 2011 @ 3:38am

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:03am

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 2:41pm

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked Nov 13, 2011 @ 2:51am

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 3:07am

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked Nov 14, 2011 @ 2:24pm

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked Nov 20, 2011 @ 7:50am

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked Nov 23, 2011 @ 8:32am


Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked Dec 4, 2011 @ 3:18am

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech
Unlocked Sep 17, 2012 @ 11:32am


Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
Unlocked Sep 24, 2012 @ 2:19pm

Passive Aggressive

Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand
Unlocked Sep 30, 2012 @ 7:58am

Bloody Red Rover

Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
Unlocked Sep 24, 2012 @ 1:11pm

Heart to Heart

Finish Doctor Proton
Unlocked Sep 30, 2012 @ 8:31am

Another Piece of Cake

Beat the DLC campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked Sep 30, 2012 @ 8:31am

Let's Rock Out

Beat the DLC campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Sep 24, 2012 @ 2:13pm

Hedonist, not Misogynist

Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women


Foot stomp 12 aliens


Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids


Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien


Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards


Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club


Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop

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