J. Stofberg   Denmark
   :awoo: Self-taught bassist, guitarist, drummer and music enthusiast. :chocola2:
         :cocochan2: I do NOT accept friend and group invites. :vanilla2:

          Wow, lookie you! You clicked the thing!       
    If you really wanna add me, leave a message in my comments
 explaining who you are and why you would like to add me. In most cases I'll
  throw a friend request your way to test the waters. It's nothing personal.
    I just don't want my friendlist to get too crowded again. Stay safe!

Currently Online
           Welcome to the Landfill.
             I don't talk a lot and I rarely instigate conversation.
      Every now and then I remove people from my friendlist. If you feel that you've been
         unfairly removed, feel free to add me and we can talk it out.

              When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

                 Links and stuff.
Twitter. **NSFW** I retweet a lot of porn, cute animals and a shitload of meme-y crap.
Twitch. [] Come watch and taunt me as I fuck up and get my friends killed.
tumblr. [] Reblogs, and very rarely, original content.
MAL list. [] Tell me about my shit taste in anime.
Soundcloud. [] Audio diarrhea and the occational mash up.

           I like stuff too! In no particular order.
Favorite Bands/Musicans: Primus, Igorrr, Red Vox, Cage the Elephant, Neil Cicierega, bill wurtz,
  Ken Ashcorp, The Aristocrats, Gorillaz, Radiohead, Frédéric Chopin, Django Reinhardt, Gojira,
   System of a Down, Maximum the Hormone, SlipKnot, The Black Dahlia Murder, Pantera,
    Dire Straits, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Buddy Guy, Stone Temple Pilots.

Favorite Games: Borderlands 2, Killing Floor 2, Team Fortress 2, Saints Row 2,
  Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Guild Wars 2, Overwatch, Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 4,
   The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Terraria, Undertale, World of Warcraft, Shadow of the Colossus.

Favorite Movies: The Thing (1982), Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile, Tekkon Kinkreet,
  Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies, Letters from Iwo Jima, We Were Soldiers, ALIEN,
   ALIENS, Platoon (1986), Schindler's List, The Road, Gremlins 1 & 2, There Will Be Blood,

Favorite Animu/Shows: K-On!!, Yuru Yuri♪♪, Hibike! Euphonium, BoJack Horseman,
  South Park, The Walking Dead, Fear The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul,
   It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Black Mirror.

                 Chatlog highlights!
Sini: Have you done anything else interesting today?
Stoffy~♫: other than puking on myself?

Kiwi: ruined orgasm
Stoffy~♫: the longer you hold it in, the better it'll feel to release, kiwi.
   Stoffy~♫: i know you identify as a girl, but as a person with a dick, you should know this

Reagyー❤: mugi is worst
Stoffy~♫: nigga you can fuck off with your gaping ass apple shoving pseudo furry fuckery
   Reagyー❤: :steamsalty:

MisterVantes: I wanna eat pizza and watch anime
Stoffy~♫: that's the most weeb thing you've ever said

Ceo: maybe it'll shake them balls loose
Stoffy~♫: never say that again

Mr. Hale: this nigga doesnt know how to eat wet bread
Stoffy~♫: that is the best insult i have ever heard

LordJord: i wanna die between plump thighs
Stoffy~♫: i just wanna die. period.
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Artwork Showcase
I'm a horrible pervert and a sorry excuse for a human being, but my jackoff sessions leave me weak at the knees so it evens out.
Review Showcase
This new Cooking Mama spin-off title includes the most anticipated Vietnamese dish that the fans have been waiting for since the series' conception back in 2006: Napalm Roasted ♥♥♥♥s.
patches Jul 7 @ 3:45pm 
-rep flamed me in danish
「Reagy」ー❤ Jun 7 @ 3:50pm 
kayleigh👌 Apr 26 @ 6:23pm 
LordJord Mar 14 @ 5:07pm 
Hey bitch boy
Skunky Jan 15 @ 2:10am 
smelly danish dude
kayleigh👌 Jan 7 @ 11:58am 
There He Goes. One Of God’s Own Prototypes. A High-powered Mutant Of Some Kind Never Even Considered For Mass Production. Too Weird To Live, And Too Rare To Die.