✨StarTard✨ LFT Silver Egg
Tony   Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Keep your damned Sappers away from mah stuff :spycon:

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Last Online 11 hrs, 46 mins ago
Hey all, ★StarTard★ here.
Dedicated Engie main, bird lover, and train fanatic.
Ghetto Princess is my favorite Pocket Pyro <3


Competitive TF2 Experience

UGC Profile [www.ugcleague.com]

UGC Highlander:
~Season 25~ looking for team

~Season 24~ Blackjack and Hookers: Engineer Main (Silver, 4-4)

~Season 23~ Blackjack and Hookers: Engineer Main (Silver, 6-5 *5th Place* Most Improved Team S23 )

~Season 22~ Gotta Blast: Engineer Main, later Sub (Silver, 7-4 *4th Place* )

~Season 21~ Silver Teams Don't Work: Engineer Main (Silver, 4-5)

~Season 20~ Crit Sandvich: Engineer Sub (Silver, 4-4)

~Season 19~ SyKe.TF2: Leader, Founder, Engineer Main (Iron, 5-3)

UGC Sixes:
~Season 21~ SyKe.TF2: Leader, Founder, Medic Main/Sub (Iron, Season incomplete)

~Season 26~ The Wet Bandits: Roamer Main (Steel, 4-4)

RGL Profile [rgl.gg]

RGL Prolander
~Season 4~ Ringers: Flex Main - Engineer, Spy (Recreational Division, Season in progress)

One Day Cup #2 The Misfits: Flex Main - Engineer, Spy (Division 3, 0-4)

TFCL Profile [tfcleague.com]

TFCL Highlander
~Season 1~ Blackjack and Frogs: Engineer Main (10-2 *4th Place* )




If you are a serious and dedicated Engie main looking to break into the competitive scene, have taken a hiatus and are rusty, or are looking to improve and need a guide, you have come to the right place. I do demo reviews and, for those who already play in 9v9 Highlander or are trying out for a team, will watch your scrims/tryouts. Over the course of your tutoring, we’ll cover everything from building placement and maintenance to player mentality and play styles. Mentoring is FREE and all skill levels are welcome. Sessions last up to around an hour and a half once a week and continue for as long as you need. Comment on my Steam profile when you wish to start and I will add you and will reply with my availability. I will provide comms if you do not have your own Mumble or Discord (I will not do Skype, Teamspeak, etc, only the previously mentioned). Let’s learn, build Buildings, and have fun together! I look forward to seeing you!!

Current Mentee(s):

Previously Mentored:


~~ Personal Bio ~~

•Age: 22
•Race: Asian (proud Filipino!)
•Education: some College
~Career: none
~Job: food service, sales rep
•Fav. Food: anything dessert-y
~Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?: mint cause reasons (tho I'll take ice cream any day)
~Fav. Cake - Chocolate or Vanilla?: neither (yellow cake is bae)
~Whipped cream?: pile it on
~A Cherry on Top Too?: indeed
•Fav. Color: jet black
•Fav. Music: some J-Pop, some Classical (especially Beethoven and Handel), Speed Metal (DragonForce fan)
•Favorite Game: Team Fortress 2
~Favorite Class: Engineer (yes, I'm a filthy Engie main who likes to use the Mini-Sentry)
•Spirit Animal: raven
•Astrological Sign: Scorpio
•Memer?: sorta-kinda-not-really
•Otaku?: maybe
~Weeb?: definitely not
•Intellect?: depends on the subject (IQ of ~145)

I think that's quite enough info. Now go away, stalker :P



Scorching Flames Safe'n'Sound: Through the Fire and Flames

Scorching Flames Texas Ten Gallon: Evening Star

Green Energy Pencil Pusher: Black Winter Night

Demonflame Industrial Festivizer: Lost Souls in Endless Time

Haunted Ghosts Mining Light: My Spirit Will Go On

Green Energy Safe’n’Sound: Heart of a Dragon

Haunted Phantasm Rancho Relaxo: Soldiers of the Wasteland

Infernal Smoke Bucking Bronco: Cry For Eternity

Haunted Phantasm Dueling Banjo: Trail of Broken Hearts

Infernal Smoke Jumping Jack: Operation Ground and Pound

Isotope Wrench: Revolution Deathsquad

Isotope Jag: Fury of the Storm

Isotope Rescue Ranger: Valley of the Damned

All songs by DragonForce


My Youtube Channel (just a hobby, nothin' serious)
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
Not for trade, just items that didn't make my Item Showcase.

If you want anything that IS for sale (weapons, extra cosmetics, etc), send me a Trade Offer


~~~:salt: StarTard's Wall of Salty Gamers :salt:~~~


★StarTard★ LFT Engie s22 killed Abusement Park with the Original
*DEAD* Abusement Park : fuck you soldier
*DEAD* Abusement Park : die in a fucking hole
*DEAD* Abusement Park : and burn in hell

★StarTard★ LFT Engie s22 killed Mixed, Toasty, and Polished with Stickybomb Launcher
*DEAD* Mixed, Toasty, and Polished : Fuck you you skilless demo maining nigger
*DEAD* Mixed, Toasty, and Polished : I bet you really are a black

*DEAD* ***** Nerf Me!! : startard kid cmon get real!!
*DEAD* ***** Nerf Me!! : engis usisng minis is like a gay using his dick

*DEAD* Sunwarrior : startard is a little bitch

*DEAD* Chauncey von Snuffles II : omfg fuck off spy you no skill scrub
*DEAD* Chauncey von Snuffles II : g2b you faggot

ItsYourBoyYager : deadringer faggot :) you cant play the game normally
ItsYourBoyYager : gotta have help

*DEAD* Deus Vult : nice lag stab, get carried by bad ping
Deus Vult : lmfao what this spy is trash
Deus Vult : he uses the crutch ringer

quit being shit : just joined
quit being shit : fagtard

Recent Activity

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last played on Jun 26
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last played on Jul 6, 2016
21 hrs on record
last played on Feb 5, 2016
Allendroid9000 Jun 20 @ 8:10pm 
Hey, if you could do the mentoring thing, it'd be great add me if you're fine with it.
Connord Jun 18 @ 10:21pm 
Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
󠀡󠀡 May 13 @ 9:30am 
are you still lft for hl silver?
lion? May 12 @ 12:33pm 
awoo. Verin is a butt
Sock May 11 @ 7:49pm 
hey, wanted to look into recruiting you for a prolander team
momma’sboy01 May 4 @ 1:33pm