git gud scrub

gg freakin eazy

n-nooo! >w< i was literally playing my favorite game and my hand twitched... now my precious zero ultra white monster energy is everywhere!! sniffles it’s dripping all over my mechanical keyboard and making the clicky switches sticky! ugh, this is the absolute worst day ever, i’m gonna cry tears of pure darkness T_Twahhh! **flops onto bed dramatically** why am i so clumsy?! i need an alt boyfriend right now to swoop in, rescue my setup, and help clean up this sticky mess! **pouts** he could wipe down my desk and then hold me super close because i'm too traumatized to gaming anymore. i just want to be wrapped in a big fuzzy blanket, get infinite forehead kisses, and snuggle forever and ever while we watch anime together **uwu.** please universe, send me a cute boy to cuddle my sadness away! >///<

Y-you texted me! Gosh i don't know what I'll do with your attention! It feels s-so nice a-a-and warm I wish I could feel this warm forever 😖 I guess i better enjoy your attention while I have it! nnghh moans 😖 you're making me feel all fuzzy in my special places grr aa-aah golly I better pull away before doing anything hasty **closes dm until I get further interest from the recipient**

congrats bro u can try hard in casual, good job kid

no sign me my goat (toms trim is outrageous)