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Also, public ♥♥♥ could affect our lifes pretty positively. I mean, we would not have to do the efforts to suck a penis to harvest it (I'm not gay tho) and we could just eat it in a bowl while watching a good movie. Maybe even sell it in theaters?
♥♥♥ is the literal solution to world hunger. Hooray for semen, the time will ♥♥♥ that y'all understand the true pleasure behind eating ♥♥♥😍
Yep you read that right. I jerk off every night I'm on shift. My supervisor will check in over the walkie sometimes which sucks. He has done so right as I'm about to ♥♥♥ and ruined it for me which sucks but being paid a living wage while jerking off is worth being blue balled occasionally.
Once a night in the camera room where I'm stationed I pull out me ♥♥♥♥ and pull up some porn on my phone and go to town. I always stop by a coffee stand on the way to work so I usually ♥♥♥ in the coffee cup then put the lid back on and throw it out. After doing this job for years the company has probably paid me thousands to jerk off at this point. That makes every orgasm even sweeter. Just last night I shot ropes so hard in that cup thinking about how great my life is that I get paid to ♥♥♥.