An excellent description.

I play the Competitive Team Fortress 2 games.

Team History

ETF2L []

ETF2L Season 8 - Budget Toucans - Open 3rd (Sub)
ETF2L Season 9 - Budget Toucans - Mid 3rd (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 10 - Budget Toucans - High 2nd (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 11 - Budget Toucans - Prem 4th (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 12 - Budget Toucans - Prem (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 13 - Butterfly Effect - High (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 14 - Budget Toucans - High (Soldier)
ETF2L Season 15 - Budget Toucans - Prem (Soldier)

ETF2L Season 20 - Donger Squad - Open (Pocket Soldier)
ETF2L Season 21 - EU Gimmicks - Open (Scout)
ETF2L Season 22 - EU Gimmicks - Open (Pocket Soldier)
ETF2L Season 23 - KaoS eSports - Open (Scout)
ETF2L Season 24 - KaoS eSports - Mid (Scout)
ETF2L Season 25 - KaoS eSports - Mid (Pocket Soldier)
ETF2L Season 26 - Sleep Club - High (Pocket Soldier)
ETF2L Season 27 - KaoS eSports - Mid (Scout)
ETF2L Season 28 - fm! eSports - High (Pocket Soldier)
ETF2L Season 28 - Team Coolestmaster - Div 2 (Scout)
ETF2L Season 28 - De-Gnoming with the Weasleys - Div 1 (Scout)


- asa was here @i58 -
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Rofling my Lmaos
:bbtcat: NOW :bbtcat: THAT'S :bbtcat: WHAT :bbtcat: I :bbtcat: CALL :bbtcat: VALUE :bbtcat:

[4:58:14 PM] Cirno: yeah
[4:58:32 PM] Cirno: you wont believe this
[4:58:36 PM] Cirno: im sitting here
[4:58:45 PM] Cirno: eating cornflakes
[4:59:03 PM] Cirno: looking at the package
[4:59:14 PM] Cirno: saying its made out of corn
[4:59:16 PM] Cirno: and im like
[4:59:16 PM] Cirno: oh
[4:59:23 PM] Cirno: thats why you call them cornflakes

19:07 - Shaggy: love me some weiners

17:57 - Chef: why are u on a server alone?
17:58 - Cirno: because im roleplaying my reallife in tf2

12:56 - Chronos ?: brb
12:56 - Chronos ?: it's not far
12:56 - Chronos ?: should be gone 30 minutes or something
12:56 - Chef: ok
12:58 - Chronos ?: almost walked out door wearing pyjamas...
12:59 - Chef: hahaha
12:59 - Chronos ?: I started putting my shoes on

Shaggy: I'm just fucking up a lot of shit right now

14:53 - KaoS 36: Bulldick was tasty tho
14:53 - Yung Airshotta: lol
14:53 - KaoS 36: It really was

21:35 - Chef: how have you been over in denmark then?
21:35 - Rainee: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
21:35 - Rainee: good
21:35 - Rainee: lots of meat
21:35 - Rainee: i think im gonna overdose on meat

11:12 - Spelly! @DLan: "Don't pull a Chef"
11:12 - Spelly! @DLan: Heard that at lan lol
11:12 - Chef: wutt????
11:13 - Spelly! @DLan: Idk theres this meme of you cuz you killed yourself on stream once
11:13 - Chef: OH lol
11:13 - Chef: ok
11:13 - Spelly! @DLan: And now when soldiers die by cornerspamming they call the Chef meme

Goggleless Engie : Chef, you're ridiculous, without phlog you're nothing, bah, I don't play with faggots
Goggleless Engie : Bye, clown
Goggleless Engie left the game (Disconnect by user.)

14:07 - Shaggy: mine and boku's just wouldn't go up at all

Maccy: There was a mouse at my old school, who lived in the ceiling of a music practice room. Me and my guitar teacher called him harry. Then one day, harry was found dead on the floor, and no one cleaned him up, so he just sorta disintegrated after a month or two

Shaggy: I'm not sleeping near Porky, Vclox and Pe4ce.
Shaggy: They're kinda rapey.

Boku: Okay so, top 5 pies but I'm only gonna say 2.

Shaggy: I went to the shop to buy a triangle.

13:53 - Chef: sunday 20 scrim?
14:00 - Cronk: Hmmm can check
14:01 - Cronk: Would be a doubleu scrimmu
14:01 - Chef: cant do doublue
14:01 - Chef: only single
14:01 - Cronk: No i mean as in
14:01 - Cronk: We would have to
14:01 - Cronk: We got at 21
14:01 - Chef: ?????????????
14:01 - Chef: start again my man
14:01 - Cronk: WE GOT A SCRIM AT 21 SUNDAY
14:01 - Chef: OK THATS FINE
14:01 - Cronk: FOR US
14:01 - Cronk: OK
14:02 - Cronk: ÑEMAS PROBLEMAS
14:02 - Chef: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
i wanna cut to the memeing Jun 22 @ 12:34pm 
My name chef
😍Guys😍, I’m 😲shaking😲. I’m ♥♥♥♥ing😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝️Mercy.✝️🎃️ That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal goddess💐🖼️. It honestly ♥♥♥♥ing 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll never❤👅💋mate ❤👅💋with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I’d do ♥♥♥♥ing💰💰💰 ANYTHING 💰💰
God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry♥♥♥♥♥ I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
Exze #votevoid Aug 24, 2017 @ 2:35pm 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (tf2) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my original (5.5 pootis) but then this girl (???) also take out original??

Mayhm Jul 4, 2017 @ 9:10am 
how can i be a hacker? do you know how computers work? Cheats on Windows uses .dll and .exe, I play on a mac, mac doesn't use .dll and .exe, I am a software eningeer, your a idiot
G.E.W.P Middle May 3, 2017 @ 10:57am 
└⚠️ Shotgun.exe