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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2021 @ 1:45am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 6:10am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Feb 19, 2021 @ 2:53am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Feb 20, 2021 @ 1:58am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 5:15am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 6:11am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2021 @ 3:46am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2021 @ 3:19am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2021 @ 12:05am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 12:38am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 1:41am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2021 @ 3:43am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 6:11am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 6:01am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Feb 16, 2021 @ 1:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 5:53am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2021 @ 12:44am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 1:48am


You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2021 @ 1:45am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2021 @ 1:32am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2021 @ 5:20am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 12:29am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2021 @ 2:48am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2021 @ 2:48am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2021 @ 5:00am


That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.


Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.


Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.


You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.


You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!