Spoon Boy
Henry C Brandon Jr   Oakland Park, Florida, United States
Saving the world... One pixel at a time!

More than 98% Dragon Free!
Caution: May contain nuts.
Currently Online
Welcome Friends, Gamers, and Stalkers Alike!
Yes, greetings and salutations, citizens, and welcome to the profile tour!

I am Spoon Boy, totally awesome and legit superhero. You know, the guy you hear about on the news all the time! What do you mean you don't hear -- well then you're watching the wrong stations! I don't know! Maybe I'm too cool for the news! Did you ever think of THAT? HMM?!

Ah, what's that? What I do here? I see. Yes. Well, I, uh, you know. I do the gaming thing. With the games. That I have. Here. The ones that suffer my spoony wrath most will vary, and you'll just have to look at the handy "what's this guy been playing recently" later in the tour to see what I've been doing.

If I've not been gaming recently then it's very likely there's some important heroing to do, and criminal scum are my game! Sorry, kids! Crime fighting is a full time gig! ...Well, no. No, it doesn't pay the bills. It's sort of a mix, you do need a job too -- stop asking questions.

Focus, people. We've got 10 more stops on the tour and I really need a Dr. Pepper and a backrub from my alien fish wife. No we are not answering questions about the fish wife. Please remain quiet until the tour completes and for godsake STOP TOUCHING THE DISPLAYS. *smacks hand*


Also, after you've spent some time (money) in the gift shop, feel free to check out these:

My Youtube Channel
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
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Hagrido Jun 8, 2017 @ 8:41pm 
+rep Knows how to avoid criticism and play minecraft at the same time
Llefty Dec 31, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
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Sunbro4Life Dec 24, 2015 @ 3:59pm 
Merry Christmas Spoon
Dashveed Nov 13, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
i had actually added you on accident, and was looking at your profile... what exactly is that hat thing you got? :P
Spoon Boy Aug 6, 2012 @ 8:17am 
Added that link.
I Shot Ronald Reagan Aug 6, 2012 @ 2:01am 
What's your deviantart?