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This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game does not have hitboxes

6 4 T I C K R A T E B O Y S

At first, what the f#ck happened to this game?
Quake Live via Steam became a Quake for casuals. It's not even Quake anymore. It's just a rip-off. A really really bad rip-off.
No alt-tab? Thanks.
Starting gun loadouts? Timers on armor/regen/quad damage? Thanks.
Railgun = 80 dmg per shot? THANKS!
Bhop by holding space? Oh my god..
Universal ammo packs? Thanks.
No Gore? OH MY GOD...
HEALTH REGEN? OH - MY - GOD.
Absolutely disgusting voice reminders? No more epic "EXCELLENT!" or "DENIED!!1"? Seriously, just WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
You want to charge me 36$ per year to get the full access to a game I used to play 10 years ago?
Good luck with that.
If i ever wanted to play quake, i'll play Q3A CPMA. Not this poop. Worst rip-off i've ever seen in my entire life.

4288 hours, help me ;__;
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but its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

UPLAY IS AN ABSOLUTELE CRAP, MY BUTT HURTS

Best strategy game i've ever played. This is my childhood. Never forget.