Spades Slick♠
Spades, Shawn, pls nickname   Massachusetts, United States
I do not kill with my gun, he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

12:21 3kho: ur disabled vocally and mentally

*DEAD* raxozellet : u shud name ur weapons ace of spades
Spades♠ : because i have a 1 in 52 chance of hitting a shot

2:13 AM - rj: spades
2:13 AM - rj: want to hear an epic story
2:14 AM - rj: okay so i went to see a movie tonight
2:14 AM - rj: and it ended at like midnight or something
2:14 AM - rj: and i was just hanging in the lobby of the theater with my squad
2:14 AM - rj: as the employees were closing everything up
2:14 AM - rj: and this dude walks up to us with 2 giant bags of popcorn that they were going to throw away
2:14 AM - rj: so now i have fucking 8 pounds of popcorn
2:14 AM - rj: what do i do with all this
2:14 AM - Spades♠: eat
2:15 AM - rj: theres so much
2:15 AM - rj: like holy shit
2:15 AM - Spades♠: dude movie popcorn is SACRED
2:15 AM - rj: this iis the best day of my lfie tbh
2:17 AM - rj: my keyboard is going to be buttery for weeks
fuzion (Score:20) defeats Spades♠ (Score:19) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle
Spades♠ (Score:20) defeats gravy (Score:15) in duel to 20 on Process Middle

12:44 AM - fen: i just wanted to poop really badly

brick: your memes are the best spades

5:57 PM - the: im a genius

32:40 Speak For Yourself: FUCK you spades
32:51 Speak For Yourself: GAy ass

5:53 PM - Mets:
5:54 PM - Spades♠:

Feroaffer changed team name to will
Feroaffer changed team name to you
Feroaffer changed team name to fuckin
Feroaffer changed team name to ready
Feroaffer changed team name to bitch?

6:16 PM - brick: i'm the real pussy magnet
6:16 PM - brick: one of my ex girlfriends even gave me a demoman hat with the name "Man Whore"
6:16 PM - brick: because of how women just cling to me
6:21 PM - Spades ♠: i think it's the engineer-main qualities we have
6:19 PM - brick: it's cause we know how to use our heads and use our hands ;)

kobb: wow u so kno how 2 make a girl happy
kobb: marry me

[15:56] <Spades> .eightball is bluebird actually a steel player?
[15:56] <GameServ> Never.
[15:56] <Spades> .eightball I see, so he's REALLY in Iron?
[15:56] <GameServ> Most likely.

You DUNKED ON Ashynka #God Of Conquest!

3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: i want to be a low iron heavy
3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: but i would only use brass beast and family business

10:31 AM - akemi: Low key
10:31 AM - akemi: I think you're better than me
10:31 AM - akemi: At sniper
Currently Offline
Last Online 3 hrs, 36 mins ago
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
Add me for serious inquiries ((NONE OF MY PURPLE HATS ARE FOR SALE THEY WERE GIFTS))
No one gets out of life alive.
Twitch [] UGC [] ESEA [] Youtube if I use it
RIP my Migga, 11/14/17

Current Teams

Past Teams

ESEA S20 Open: I Will Dad (7-2), Scout Rest in FUCKING PEACE
ESEA S20 Open: Weiner Bros (14-2) (1-1 5th Place), Backup Scout
ESEA S21 IM: Creative Juices, Elite Pwnage Squad, Scout
ESEA S22 Open: Bote Team (11-5, 1-1, 7th Place ), Scout
ESEA S23 IM: I Will Dad (3-13), Scout and Leader
ESEA S25 Open+: Power Surge [](11-5, 1-1, 7th Place ), Scout and Co-Leader
ESEA S27 IM: BLANC Esports(7-9), Scout Joined Week 4
ESEA S30 Open: mikemat team(11-5, 1-1, 7th Place thx Ebsikl )
ESEA S31 Open: Hwasa's Thighs(9-7, love u team) :*

September 2015 Toronto LAN: Royal Canadian Mounted Police( 2nd Place ), Scout/Medic
October 2015 GXL LAN: Spades Slick Bodyguards(8th Place), Scout
March 2017 RGB LAN : My Team ( 3rd Place ), Scout
October 2018 RGB 3 LAN : BLANC Esports ( 3rd Place ), Scout
June 2019 RGB 4 LAN: big bongs and long dongs (9-12th Place), Scout

S12 Steel : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (13th seed, 4th Place), Engineer
S13 Silver : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (4-5), Engineer
S14 Gold : The Gabiduo Experience (4-4, 9th Place), Engineer and Leader
S15 Gold: John Madden (4-2), Engineer #benchboys after Week 6
S15 Platinum : Chill Penguins (4-6, 5th seed, Tied 7th), Engineer Joined Week 7
S16 Gold : Pepe Peddlers (10-2, 2nd seed, 1st Place ), Engineer
S17 Silver: I tried Sniping, mistakes were made. (1-2)
S17 Platinum : Corn Ducks (5-3, 4th Place), Engineer Joined Week 7
S18 Platinum : Kids Next Door (3rd Place), Sub Engineer
(S18 Gold: Don't Tilt/The Syndicate Reborn, Engineer for Playoffs, 4th Place)
S19 Platinum : Bote Team (9-4, 3rd Place ), Engineer
S20 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (9-1, 1st Place ), Engineer
S21 Platinum : Memento Mori (10-3, 2nd Place ), Engineer and Co-Leader
S22 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (11-1, 1st Place ), Sub Scout/Engineer
S23 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (10-2, 1st Place ), Sub Engineer/Scapegoat
S24 Silver : RazeTheWorld (Carried the fuck out of Shredder to 8th Place), Spy

(All Stars)
S13 Silver: All-Star Engineer Runner-Up
S15 Gold: All-Star Engineer
S16 Gold: All-Star Engineer

EVL S4 Highlander Battle Royale Pro Division: Corn Ducks (5th seed, 4th Place), Engineer

(I played some ETF2L Highlander with Alto and the only thing notable we did was win S9 Mid )

S3 Silver: The 4 Hokages of the Soul Society Arc (4-5, 12th seed)
S4 Silver: Alien vs. Predator vs. Brown vs. Board of Education (7-5, 5th seed, 4th Place)
S5 Gold: topical godl memes (5-4, 6th seed)
S6 Gold: shitty osu memes (6-2, 2nd Place)
S7 Gold : Jewkawa and the Shekels (11-1, 1st seed, 1st Place )
S8 Gold: VXIOW hits a dab (6-3, 4th seed)

1.21GW SpadesSlick : ive taken a chip off the ol brick.
1.21GW SpadesSlick : .ready
[ESEA] 1.21GW SpadesSlick is now ready.
[ESEA] Starting second half.
iGibby Brick_McChunk : .notready
Albatross Jul 16 @ 6:24am 
Giannis is clearly the MVP, get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here. Who gives a ♥♥♥♥ what players think, have you seen the way they vote for all-stars R/nba is legit filled with nothing but casual idiots that overrate scoring. Wait harden scored 36 points? No ♥♥♥♥, dude takes 25 shots a game, more than half being from 3, shoots 11fts a game and plays 36minutes a game. He better be scoring that much. Giannis impact and per36 numbers were more impressive and don’t even get me started on defensive. Giannis is literally going finish 2nd in DPOY. You think being your teams best offensive and defensive player is easy? Lol, PPG casuals
Albatross Jul 10 @ 10:38pm 
Justise Better
robin dabank Jul 2 @ 10:45pm 
Sorry bro I still love you.
DelDongo Jun 22 @ 1:53pm 
Atalis Jun 12 @ 8:53am 
Big ♥♥♥♥ Energy