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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 11:41am

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 6:16am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 6:17am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 11:40am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 6:10am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 5:59am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 4:39am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 4:45am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 6:18am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 5:53am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 5:50am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 11:40am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 5:48am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 12:13pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 12:40pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 6:33am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jul 5, 2015 @ 12:06pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 7:07am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Jul 14, 2015 @ 9:36am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 7:05am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:27am

I am Bread

Are you bread?



The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.