paul
paul   California, United States
 
 
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Conan the Mighty Pig is a great game.
This game saved my life. There I was, sulking in my depression, eating nothing but microwaved Kids' Cuisine every day, wishing my miserable excuse for a life would end. But then. Then it happened.

Conan came to me.

A dear, sweet, beautiful friend gifted me this game. I had no idea what to expect. I assumed it was just some random game sent to me as a joke. Little did I know, I was about to embark on a nonstop 3 hour journey that would forever change me.

As soon as I saw that small animated pig, my soul felt renewed. His eyes. His breathtaking, gorgeous eyes hypnotized me. It was as if he was speaking to me, right from his heart to mine. I felt him say, "Bread, everything is going to be okay. You will never feel alone again. You will know no more pain or suffering. I'm here now." At this point, I only had the game open for about 5 minutes, and there were already tears of joy streaming viciously down my face. I lifted my hands into the air, as if I was attempting to reach up to God, and I screamed, "I am alive! I am well! I am whole once more!" I could not contain my overwhelming happiness.

Once I calmed down a bit, I began my journey with Conan. We hid from the wolves. We bypassed the bees. We bravely crossed the ghosts. We did it all together. After hours of searching and strategic gameplay, we found them all. Every. Single. Truffle.

We laughed, we cried, we lost some, and we gained some. Throughout it all, the highs and the lows, Conan was with me. And I was with him. He is the best friend I have ever had. It was an experience I will hold onto in my memory until the day I leave this earth and go onto the afterlife, where I hope to meet him face to face someday. As soon as I see him walk through those pearly gates, his snout sniffing the ground for more delicious truffles, I will run to him. I will call out to him, "Conan! Conan! Come to me, my best friend! We are united once more!" We will hold onto each other in a strong, warm embrace. We will become one, in mind, heart, and soul. We will spend eternity in paradise together, endlessly searching for more truffles. No more wolves. No more bees. No more ghosts. Only happiness. Only love. Only us.

I highly recommend this game to anyone who feels lost. Anyone who feels alone. Anyone looking for the light at the end of the road.

Conan will be there for you, the way he is here for me.

He will help you.

He will comfort you.

He will save you.

He is not the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we were blessed with. Be good to him. He will be good to you.

5/5 stars. Without a single doubt, the best game I have ever been lucky enough to come across.

Conan bless you all.

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snail Sep 22 @ 6:36pm 
+rep and turn that +rep into a truffle :Truffle_conan_pig:
Devil's (Spooky) Lettuce Aug 17 @ 4:34pm 
-rep when he plays secret lab with me he always kills me. Reported for hate speech.
$odré Aug 3 @ 1:09am 
+rep good guy <3
yRubz Jul 28 @ 2:51pm 
+rep fast and good trader :)
snail Mar 18 @ 8:56am 
cant wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE cant wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE saVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jutty Nov 16, 2019 @ 12:49pm 
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