Coked up Cleland
Adam   Westerville, Ohio, United States
 
 
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yourcellmate Aug 29, 2023 @ 11:37pm 
In a realm where dreams intertwine,
Mattress cult binds, a secretive sign.
Unity in springs, comfort's embrace,
Guarding slumber in every space.
Together they rest, a brotherhood tight,
Warding off others, deep in the night.
Yet questions arise, intentions unknown,
Protectors of dreams, or souls overthrown?
In the mattress realm's eerie domain,
A paradox thrives, a dreamer's bane.
✪Hachi -iwnl- Aug 29, 2023 @ 11:34pm 
Within dim-lit chambers, the Mattressians gather—a cult venerating mattresses as conduits to higher consciousness. Initiation involves the Ritual of Dreamweaving, where devotees collectively sleep, seeking mystical revelations. The Dream Custodian interprets dreams, extracting hidden wisdom. Their philosophy blends meditation, esotericism, and sleep science. They chase "The Reverie," an altered state unlocked through deep sleep. Sanctuaries are opulent, but whispers of obsession taint their image. The cult blurs the line between physical and metaphysical, embodying human longing and the mattress's embrace as a path to transformation.
Shronk Feb 25, 2023 @ 4:41pm 
This creature of a man walks around gaping whoever he sees in his sight, sadly i was a victim. he ran up to me so fast that i sharted my pants... he proceeded to take pants off and lick my cracks and cleaned me up. patted me on the head said "good boy little ♥♥♥♥" and crawled away like a tiny leprechaun
barbiegirlfan56 Jan 13, 2023 @ 8:49pm 
Funniest man on gmod
eb breezy Mar 18, 2021 @ 7:00pm 
Ur hot
$6nolan Sep 7, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
hello, its me, mister dinglechalk